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    Upon arriving back in Whitestone, Fredrick calls his third child to his side and says gravely, "My son, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."

    Percival, who was raised in nobility and has always quietly feared this exact thing his entire life, sets his jaw and nods obediently. "Yes, Father," he says, and then holes himself up in his workshop to drink.

    Upon arriving back in Syngorn, Sildor calls the girl child to his side and says gravely, "My daughter, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."

    Vex'ahlia throws a chair through a window.

    Or, the one where the Briarwoods never took over Whitestone, Thordak never destroyed Byroden, and two asshole nobles make a snap decision over whiskey. Percival struggles with his chronic emotional constipation and works on his tan, Vex'ahlia commits arson and sighs a lot, the de Rolo siblings win the award for Tal'Dorei's Least Helpful Peanut Gallery, and, eventually, there's a wedding. If they can all survive each other long enough to get to it.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Satine Kryze is a pacifist because of the Mandalorian civil war. But the idea first takes root in her mind after watching something terrible happen to Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    The story of how Obi-Wan and Satine fell in love when they were young, and how their feelings reemerged when they reconnected during the Clone Wars.

    Told in dual timelines. Graphic Violence. Takes place pre Phantom Menace/post Clone Wars episode Duchess of Mandalore.

    “Calm yourself, young one.” Qui-Gon’s large hands stroked her cheekbones. “Where is Obi-Wan?”

    She stared at him with wild eyes, tears still running down her face. “They took him.”

    Qui-Gon’s look changed instantly, his features fell as fear gripped his heart. “Where?”

    “Down the mountain, by the river.”

    “Who was it?”

    “Five bounty hunters. Obi-Wan could sense them coming. He told me to run.” Her chin began to tremble. “But I heard him scream so I went back.”

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    23 Sep 2023

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    Jaheira had intended to never open her heart to love again. Reunited with an old friend during the events of BG3, she will find that her feelings are not so easy to repress.

    There are many skeletons in the closet before they decide this love is worth pursuing, no matter what comes.

    (EDIT: first 7 chapters have been revamped)

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    "You’re trembling," Glinda says.
    And- despite the tears in both their eyes, Elphaba can’t help her tiny chuckle. It’s ironic, after all. That’s usually her line.

     
    or: a slightly gayer wicked pt 1 in which galinda has anxiety

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    10 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    A retelling of the 2004 film, with some key deviation and many more kinky exploits.

    Christine was an orphaned chorus girl. The Phantom was her guardian, tutor, and master. Their relationship flourished within the walls of the Opera Populaire: he grew from the soft voice singing her to sleep to the man controlling her rise to success.

     

    (Inspired by the Phantom song Wandering Child, so it contains subtle and overt daddy kink elements, D/s, and general "fathering gaze". Their dynamic is consensual but there is a significant age and power imbalance.)

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    05 Sep 2023