LordofLezzies



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    After Philip Stroh threatens the lives of Rusty, Sharon, and Brenda, they're sent across the country in the witness protection program until the completion of the trial. Vermont was no one's first choice - and being married to each other wasn't Brenda OR Sharon's first choice either.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    What Agatha needed wasn’t love or connection. She didn’t need another failed experiment or someone who couldn’t keep up. What she needed was a high-profile, jaw-dropping, scandalously gorgeous and public date—someone who could be on her arm... who would stop her ex-wife in her tracks and, for once, leave her speechless. Then she could settle this.

    The image brought a sly smile to her lips. Not a partner—no, she wasn’t deluded enough to think she’d find that—but a weapon.
    She was long over her, but she wasn’t above being vindictive. That never lost its thrill.

     

    If she wanted to reopen old wounds, Agatha would make her bleed for it.

     

    OR: Agatha needs a date to make her ex seethe, she finds way more than she bargained for.

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    05 Jan 2025

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    In the week since the bonfire incident (which she was absolutely not thinking about), she’d run into Rio approximately seventeen times.

    Not that she was counting.

    There was Tuesday, when Agatha had taken Nicholas to his first surf lesson. Rio had been teaching the advanced class, wetsuit clinging to her like a second skin, and Agatha had absolutely not watched her demonstrate proper form on the beach.

    (“Your coffee’s getting cold,” Wanda had said smugly.

    “Shit.”

    “And you’re drooling a little.”)


    OR: Agatha has a mid-life crisis and bails for LA. That’s what people did, right? Terrible breakup, mid-life crisis, pack up your sixteen-year-old kid and move to California. Completely reasonable sequence of events.

    Then start sleeping with the hot surfing instructor, royally fuck up keeping it casual, and try your damndest not to fall in love. Less reasonable sequence of events. But whatever.

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    21 Nov 2024

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    Agatha isn’t a keeper. She can’t trust anyone to put her in a room and not swallow the key—let alone the woman who sends her dirty texts on the daily. They’re just victims of sexual attraction, that’s all it can be.

    Not to brag, but Agatha doesn’t need to do much more than walk out of her apartment in sweats to find someone willing to get on their knees for her.

    Or, Rio loves Agatha, Agatha [censored] Rio, and Wanda and Jen make it their problem. (Alice brings the food and Lilia chills. Teen is there too.)

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    16 Nov 2024

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    Delightful Agathario read

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    Hopeless romantic, Regina Mills, finds her entire life turned upside down when everything she's ever worked so hard for, breaks before her very eyes. In her attempt to bottle up her emotions, it all comes bubbling up in the form of insomnia. A few months later and she's at her wits end- the only plausible solution? Find someone to fill the empty spot next to her in bed.

    In her exhausted state, she meets Emma Swan, a woman who both grates on her every nerve and intrigues her enough that they begin an arrangement of a platonic romance, a planned revenge, and nothing that's supposed to mean anything. With her best friend's wedding looming overhead, and her feelings for Emma growing into something alarming, their game of pretence may just be Regina's undoing.

    Written for Swan Queen Week 7: Domesticity / all days

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    31 Mar 2024

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    Awesome (fake dating)