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• Stay out of gotham by Lowkeyjustapartofthefandom for @jojocielo on Insta 💖

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Lois Lane
  • Scarecrow
  • Gotham City Residents (DCU)
  • Mutual Pining
  • Idiots in Love
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • Slow Burn
  • Batman has a crush on superman
  • why is that not a tag lol
  • Superman has a crush on Batman
  • Oblivious Bruce Wayne
  • Oblivious Clark Kent
  • First Kiss
  • miscommunications
  • Awkward Kissing
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Fluff
  • Romantic Comedy
  • Banter
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Protective Bruce Wayne
  • Protective Clark Kent
  • Soft Batman
  • Soft Superman
  • They are so stupid your honor
  • they both run away after kissing
  • Emotional Constipation
  • patrol shenanigans
  • Everyone else knows
  • Alfred Pennyworth is a Saint
  • Lois Lane Knows
  • Heartbeats
  • batman is down bad
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • author is being held against her will
  • author got this idea from a talented artist
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • do NOT correct author on her typos

  Summary

  Batman does not trust aliens.

  Batman does not trust gods.

  Batman ABSOLUTELY does not trust Superman, with his stupidly perfect hair, his stupidly kind smile, or the way his presence makes Batman’s heartbeat behave like it's been personally stomped on and stabbed.

  Superman, meanwhile, would just reaaally like Batman to stop telling him to stay out of Gotham.

  Unfortunately for both of them, Superman can hear heartbeats. 😼

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