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Sleepy Kuromi



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  1. Rec 34

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    Robert Robertson spent most of his life alone—apathetic, overworked, half-depressed, and dedicating every waking moment to being a superhero no one respected.

    Then he met you.

    A rich-as-hell, cottagecore-dressed, plus-size bunny hybrid woman who seduced him behind a bar on Halloween, stole his heart, gave him five bunny-based toddlers in four years, and now clings to him like he’s the last warm rock in winter.

    Married life should have been quiet.

    Instead?

    It’s chaos.

    Absolute, unhinged chaos.

    Your children shift between toddler and bunny forms whenever emotionally stimulated, and the Z-Team has collectively decided this is the greatest thing to ever happen to them. From Sonar carrying you around in his talons, to Flambae appointing himself godfather without permission, to Punch Up placing bets on how long Robert’s sanity will last—every day is a new disaster.

    And Robert, dry, exhausted, sarcastic, deeply devoted Robert…
    is thriving.

    (Emotionally. Not physically. Physically he’s being climbed like a tree.)

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    19 Feb 2026

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    "Yeah, okay." It took some shoving, but Mingyu managed to wedge his wallet into one back pocket, Jihoon openly laughing at how tight his pants were. "Let's go. C'mon, it might even be fun!"

    Jihoon rolled his eyes. "Sure."

    "All you have to do is act like you're in love with me," Mingyu said, his voice teasing. "It'll be an easy night."

    After a bad breakup with a guy that can't leave well enough alone, Mingyu has a simple request: he asks Jihoon, his roommate and best friend, to pretend to be his boyfriend for a while. Against his better judgement, Jihoon agrees.

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  3. Rec 40

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    15 Jul 2022

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    This is so good, specially if you're like me and love all of these.

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    “Mingyu, I’m getting worried about you.”

    “Worried?” Mingyu asked.

    “Yes!” Seungkwan threw his arms up in exasperation. “Your sense of self-preservation is abysmal! I don’t understand why you want to hang out alone with Jihoon if you’re so convinced that he’s going to suck you dry like a juice box!”

    Mingyu wants to find out if Lee Jihoon is a vampire. He also wants to take Jihoon on a date. Those two things don't necessarily have to be mutually exclusive.

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    14 Jul 2022

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    Mingyuji/Jigyu confusion at its finest put into a Rom-Com format

  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    This is what he knows. Why it hasn’t been awkward in years, why Mingyu can stare unyieldingly and Jihoon doesn’t shy away nor crumble in his hands. Here’s the culmination of every glance, every time Jihoon lied with Mingyu or Mingyu lied with him, every time Mingyu could be with Jihoon in his studio to share their silence like they’re carrying on a pervasive, wordless conversation. Co-exist and not fret over what to say or do next.

    Love.

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    Jihoon and Mingyu are no longer roommates, but Jihoon’s always been here. Same room, different one, doesn’t matter. Jihoon is Mingyu’s constant. His friend, his bandmate, his first love.

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    10 Oct 2022

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    Jigyu Ex-roomates fuck yea.
    The one where Jun and Vernon are eating cereal at the end (this is for me just to identify it, don't mind it)