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    “Mn you’re not wrong. If that couch could speak,” Ilya said, his lips pulled in a smirk, “it would also complain about my libido.”

    Silence descended on the room once again. Wyatt slowly turned his head to look at the fabric of the sectional he was sitting on.

    Luca was the first to move. He launched himself off the couch as if electrocuted. “OH MY GOD!”

    Troy scrambled up next, wiping the back of his thighs frantically. “YOU ANIMALS!”

    Harris stood up slowly, a look of profound betrayal on his face. “I’m sitting on the ghosts of your dead would-have-been-children.”

    Wyatt simply stood, walked to a wooden dining chair in the corner and sat down with the solemnity of a man choosing a life of celibacy.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs teased Hollanov for their crazy love and 1 time they showed that crazy or not, Shane and Ilya are family. And no one fucks with their family)

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “Why not strip poker?”

    Shane blinks. Over the roars of the rest of the table, Ilya has to lean over so that Shane can hear him. His hot breath tickles across Shane’s cheek.

    “Hollander? This is okay with you?”

    Shane opens his mouth to say no are you all crazy there is no way I could get naked in front of you without you being able to see how desperately I want you, but swallows it down.

    “Sure. Yeah, it’s fine. I’m okay.”

    Or: the boys gang up on shane during strip poker and ilya is going to kill them dead

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Shane steps closer, standing between Ilya’s legs. “I guess that explains it, hm? You don’t have to be confident or good when you’re packing that, do you? You just let people use your big,” Shane accentuates the word by leaning down and touching Ilya’s cock for the first time, only it’s not a caress or a stroke, it’s a rude poke that makes Ilya’s cock jerk in the air, “cock, however they want to? Is that it? Just a thick, fat cock for people to ride when you get too fucking stupid to do anything else?”

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    Uni AU, loser, stoner frat bro Ilya, pining after popular, jock Shane

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander works at a coffee shop, plays hockey, keeps his head down, and doesn’t ask questions he doesn’t need the answers to.

    So when a new regular starts showing up—quiet, watchful, Russian-accented, and conducting invitation-only meetings in the back—Shane notices. When that same man takes an unsettling interest in Shane’s closing shifts, his routines, and his safety, Shane does what feels sensible: he adjusts his behavior and keeps his mouth shut.

    Ilya Rozanov orders an Americano. He reads, but only in Russian. He worries when people work late alone.

    They are operating with very different definitions of danger.

    If he didn’t ask questions, he couldn’t be lied to.

    The rules were simple.

    1. Do not ask questions you don’t need the answer to.
    2. Do not share personal information freely.
    3. Do not be alone with Ilya Rozanov.
    4. Do not give him a reason to think you’re afraid.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    lily@shanehollanderstop
    hi my name is hayden pike and i have been stealing all the condoms in the olympic village and selling them for double the original price so i can make up for the money i don’t get in my slop salary with my bum team @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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    Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

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