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    The first time Nicholas sees the guy it almost kills him, right there and then. Quite literally.

    You see, these kind of things just happen to him. He’s come to the conclusion, after strenuous research into his own misfortune, troubles, and tribulations, that the universe must be rearing up for some big cosmic joke, one of astronomical proportions, and he’s the punchline of it. The idea that some higher being put him on this bitch of an earth to serve as a barometer for transcendental humor for whichever other beings might need a little pick-me-up, let it be entropy or just the vast vacuum of space, is the only thing that would explain why, in the middle of a perfectly good breakfast, doing nothing more than just sipping his coffee and listening to Livio ramble on and on about some long deceased Norwegian poet or another, his wayward gaze wanders around the cafeteria and lands on one guy in particular, The guy, and he promptly chokes on his breakfast, sending spit and croissants crumbs and coffee droplets flying everywhere on the table.

    Cosmic laughter ensues, he’s sure.

     

    Or, the college au nobody asked for but that maybe – just maybe – someone might need.

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    Five times Wolfwood accidentally seduced Vash and one time Vash returned the favor.

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  4. Rec 42

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    “I don’t deserve–”

    The slap echoed across the arid expanse like a thunderclap. Open palm. Flapping jaw. The resulting silence was somehow even louder. Vash gingerly reached up to touch his reddening cheek, looking as surprised as Wolfwood felt.

    “That more like it, huh? That what you think you fuckin’ deserve?” One hand raked over Vash’s undercut and seized a fistful of his stupid hair, wrenching his head back. Hard. Hard enough that the cry of pain that Vash was biting back slipped free, sharpened by the shock of it. There was something else in his sunny-day gaze, too, something underneath the shame and the sting. It looked a lot like hope. Naked trust. It made him fucking sick.

    “You wanna hurt, Blondie?” his whisper held the gravity of forty years spent doling out pain with surgical precision. “‘Cause I can do that for ya.”

    Vash's constant martyrdom is really starting to piss Wolfwood off.

    [Part of a series, but each can be read stand-alone.]

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    The first time they meet, the blonde stumbles into the coffee shop, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, with a school bag slung over his shoulder and the brightest smile he’s ever seen. He smiles at Wolfwood—as bright as the goddamn sun—and asks for the sweetest, most disgusting drink he’s ever heard of in his life.

    “Caramel Macchiato with six pumps of vanilla!”

    He doesn’t ask for the man’s name. Instead, he simply shakes his head, makes the drink, and writes ‘Blondie’ on the cup.

    Or: In another world, Vash and Wolfwood meet under the most normal circumstances ever. But there are forces at work that are anything but normal, threatening to tear them apart. Against everything, there is something trying to hold them together, if only they can figure out where to look. [Completed!]

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