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After surviving perfectly fine on his own, Will is kidnapped from his home and forced to work for Il Monstro in the remains of Baltimore.
Is that a good thing? A bad thing? Will has a journey to find the answer, all while remaining his sassy dog-loving self.
Author apologies for the excessive use of "Good boy"😅
Will may not be very canon-accurate because he's younger (around 19-20) and was raised half feral. Hannibal's in his mid-30's. Nobody's age is super clear cause you lose track of birthdays during a zombie apocalypse!
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05 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter, 23, omega, menace.
Voldemort, 130, looks 30, acts 300, a sweet old man who looks like sin, thinks forehead kisses are risqué.
Harry’s plan?
Seduce the nation’s hottest retired alpha using elder care, joint tonic, and strategic pie placement.
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03 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter was never destined to be a hero. He just didn’t care enough to pretend.
Raised on indifference and sharp instincts, this Harry reads his Hogwarts letter under his cupboard light, escapes the Dursleys before Hagrid even knocks, and walks through Platform 9¾ like he owns it — because, honestly, he might as well.
He’s not noble. He’s not kind. He’s brilliant, unbothered, and just dangerous enough to make the Sorting Hat sweat.
When the Boy Who Lived meets the Dark Lord That Just Won’t Die, the world braces for battle. Instead, it gets banter, blood magic, and a power couple that looks more like a natural disaster.
Tom Riddle expected a puppet.
Harry Potter offered him a match.
And together?
They’ll burn everything.Or: Power couple form hell flirting by wand duel stress dumbledore out, terrifies death eaters and goes for world domination, but make it sexy. Rated M or murder and Middle finger.
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03 Nov 2025
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Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest at the hands of Voldemort (tragic) and wakes up in the summer before his second year at Hogwarts, in 1992, with all his memories intact. He decides to make that Tom Riddle’s problem.
English is not my first language.
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03 Nov 2025
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The Potter family is not known for stopping the war with sacrifice. In this world, the war ended in a treaty with concessions on both sides, and the Potters raised their children in a time of unprecedented peace. Their eldest child is not known for facing down a dark lord, in fact, not much is known about him at all.
Or: Harry is born unable to speak anything other than parseltongue.