11 Works by Makemehollander

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    He snapped a selfie and sent it to his mom. He pocketed his phone but almost immediately, it vibrated in his pocket announcing the incoming message. The message preview lit up his screen.

     

    Lily: Those are nice.

     

    He frowned and squinted at his phone. From Lily? What? Shit. No. No, no, no. He sent that to his mom. Or so he thought anyway. This was the last thing he felt like dealing with today. One more thing for him to pick fun at. And he knew Ilya wouldn’t just let it slide either.
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    The backstory to Shane realizing he needed glasses and Ilya's discovery of them

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    Yuna was hefting every single picture she had taken of Shane from birth right through to last year in several leather bound picture albums into the kitchen. He was positive that there was pictures in there from their wedding last summer in this pile. She set them down on the table with a loud thud.

    “Mooom,” Shane groaned. He thunked his forehead onto the table in front of him. Was she seriously going to put him through this humiliation ritual?

    Ilya furrowed his brow, “What is this?” he asked Shane.

    “Only every single picture my mom has ever taken of me in my life and now she’s going to make you sit here and look at them.”

    Ilya stood up and moved across the table to sit directly next to Yuna and her mountain of photos.

    “Start when he was a baby, please.”

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    Yuna pulls out all the baby pictures she has of Shane to show Ilya after dinner one night. Predictably, Ilya cannot handle the adorableness and Shane just wants to die of embarrassment.

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    “But it’s Tuesday,” Shane said, staring at the absolutely giant bottle of wine in Ilya’s hand.

    Ilya was standing behind the island in the kitchen, holding his prize. A giant bottle of white wine in a clear glass bottle with a label that had a watercolor drawing of a lake with a red canoe on the label. It made him think of the lake at the cottage where he and Shane were currently holed up, enjoying their summer off season.

    “Yes. But it’s summer. We’re on vacation. We’re at the cottage. Perfect time to get afternoon wine drunk,” he reasoned, holding the bottle up, making sure Shane saw the perfect watercolor that reminded him of their perfect oasis in the woods.

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    Ilya convinces Shane to get a little summertime afternoon wine drunk. Silly secrets they've been "keeping" from each other are spilled over a couple glasses of wine.

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    “What are you watching?”

    Ilya paused his video and finally looked up, “It’s so cute, Shane,” he said, holding his phone against his chest, smiling huge.

    “What animal is it this time? And we’re not getting one, whatever it is,” he said, with a small hint of feigned exasperation. Ilya was always angling bringing another animal home, wild or domestic. They had all they could handle with Anya right now.

    “It is not an animal this time,” he answered indignantly, “It’s little kids playing hockey.”

     

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    Ilya convinces Shane to open up the Game Changers camp to preschoolers. One of the kids mispronounces Ilya’s name and it almost takes Shane out at the knees. Chaos and cuteness ensues, obviously.

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    All things considered, they’d just had a very nice visit with Shane’s parents. Impromptu, yes. Unexpected, fuck yes. Ilya opened his door, let himself in and sank into his seat, feeling more relief than he had in a very, very long time. Shane’s parents knew now. That was a major hurdle. It wasn’t exactly ideal in how it happened, but it happened and everything was ok? It sure felt ok. Nobody was crying anymore. Nobody was mad. Nobody was disappointed.

    Shane got in the driver’s seat next to him. He hadn’t said anything yet, but Ilya noticed he looked considerably lighter. Like half the weight of the world had lifted off his shoulders. Like he could breathe a little easier now.

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    The conversations had in private after Shane and Ilya leave Shane's parents

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    Ilya made him anxious, in a good way, he thought? Or excited. Or nervous. Probably all three. He’d always had trouble differentiating those feelings. They all kinda overlapped and gave him the same swirly feeling in the pit of his stomach. But this time it felt good? It didn’t feel dangerous to him like all the other times. He liked the kind of anxiety Ilya gave him.

    Ilya didn’t have anxiety. He was the least anxious person Shane knew. If he ever felt nervous about anything, he never outwardly showed it. He never had to talk himself out of a panic attack. He just always was so calm. Cool. Level headed. Always had a solution for everything. It was exactly the kind of presence Shane needed in his life. Which is exactly how he created his new coping mechanism.

    In his head, he called it What Would Ilya Do? Everytime he was faced with a situation he wasn’t sure how he was going to manage, he’d ask himself, WWID? And usually, the answer was either so ridiculous or so cut and dry, he’d figure it out before it was a big issue.

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    Shane devises a coping mechanism for dealing with his anxious thoughts centered around his favorite person

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    It was late in the evening by the time Ilya finally opened his eyes again. Shane was sitting in the chair across the living room from him, flipping through the newest issue of The Hockey News. He saw Ilya stirring and set it down on the table next to him.

    “Hey sleepyhead,” he said quietly. “You feel better?”

    Ilya rubbed the sleep from his eyes and blinked several times trying to get Shane’s features to come into sharp focus. The blur didn’t quite resolve. This had been his usual the last couple months. The headaches, sleeping too much because of the headaches, the constant fuzziness in his vision that didn’t get better with sleep. He completely missed Shane at the airport yesterday. Didn’t even recognize it was him standing there until Shane touched his arm and scared him half to death. He had a feeling he knew what this meant, but he wasn’t ready to deal with it yet. And he definitely wasn’t going to say anything to Shane about it. He’d be on the phone with his own optometrist the next morning, making that appointment for him that he'd been dragging his feet on.

     

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    Shane realizes through a series of events that Ilya needs glasses but he's being a little stubborn about it.

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    “Hey, did you order something? You just got a huge box dropped off,” Shane asked.

    Ilya smiled. “Ah, it’s here?” he asked.

    “Yeah, something really light. In a huge box,” Shane answered, “What is it?”

    Ilya called Anya to come and he walked past Shane into the house. Shane trailed after him, so curious, and nervous, about what was in that box.

    Ilya picked up the box and put it on the counter. He opened the drawer where they kept what Shane called the ‘multipurpose scissors’ and cut the tape on the top of the box. He opened the flaps of the box and stopped.

    “You can not be mad,” Ilya said to him.

     

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    Ilya orders a "decoration" without telling Shane

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    Ugh, God he’s so cute. He doesn’t even know it and even worse, he’s not even trying to be. He’s not even doing anything, but Ilya just wants to pounce on him. He just wants to sit on his lap, kiss his face and bite him. Not enough to hurt him but he’s just so fucking cute, it’s almost overwhelming for him to think about. Everything he does is just so fucking cute.

     

    Short fluff piece where Ilya struggles with his cuteness aggression toward Shane

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    While they were scribbling their lists down, Shane intermittently looked up from his own writing to see if he could gauge how far Ilya had gotten in his list. He couldn’t tell but he caught Ilya smiling to himself several times. This was going to be either the sweetest thing he’s ever heard or Ilya Rozanov’s complete chaos manifesto of all the reasons he loves Shane Hollander. He was excited to hear either version.

    “Okay, I’m done,” Ilya announced, capping his pen and closing his notebook. He looked toward Shane who was still deep in thought.

    “Why are you still writing? There’s a million reasons to love me, pick 10 and write.”

    Shane and Ilya make lists of ten things they love about each other.

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    It's Kindergarten year for Shane and Ilya's daughter. She has brought home an adorable craft for every holiday, but the one for Father's Day really gets them in their feels.

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