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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by SportFucker
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
Aster:
Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 122
- Kudos:
- 1,432
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- 18,598
Bookmarked by Mathelt
17 Jan 2026
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Every Death Eater is allowed to make one final request before their execution.
Draco Malfoy asks to see Hermione Granger.
And somewhere, a butterfly flaps its wings.
Series
- Part 1 of The Way Out Is Through
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,451
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 1,015
- Kudos:
- 6,683
- Bookmarks:
- 2,403
- Hits:
- 158,059
Bookmarked by Mathelt
16 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger is a case worker for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Draco Malfoy has just been released from Azkaban nearly five years since the end of the Final Battle. Throw in a vindictive boss, an ailing mother and a common goal, and you've got a recipe for a slow burn Dramione.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 134,366
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Comments:
- 461
- Kudos:
- 1,092
- Bookmarks:
- 371
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- 43,305
Bookmarked by Mathelt
22 Dec 2018
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Snapshots of Draco and Hermione's life together. Not one cohesive story, and liable to jump between different periods of their lives. May eventually be used as scenes in a full-length fic.
Bookmarked by Mathelt
20 Nov 2018
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June '03
Five years after the war, Draco and Hermione meet by chance as she wanders into a French vineyard just hoping to re-live a trip she took there with her parents during her school years. Instead, she finds a shirtless, barefoot Draco Malfoy hiding out unbeknownst to the wider wizarding world. He’s ashamed of his past misdeeds, and she’s been recently humiliated by her soon to be ex-husband. Neither are aware that their lives are about to be inexorably linked, forever.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 161,043
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 1,189
- Kudos:
- 2,281
- Bookmarks:
- 858
- Hits:
- 116,606
Bookmarked by Mathelt
07 Nov 2018