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    Crowley finally works up the courage to attend a kink night at one of the sex clubs in the city. He's open to just about anything happening, and he's cautiously optimistic that he might find someone to hook up with or who might possibly indulge him in one of his deepest curiosities: impact play.

    Almost immediately his eye is drawn to a far corner where there sits a wooden, partially padded St Andrew’s Cross and the man standing next to it. Crowley doesn’t consciously choose that corner as his first destination, but he’s heading there in any case, the feeling of eyes, both curious and appraising, landing on him from all angles as he goes.

    When he comes to a stop in front of the X frame, he dips his chin in greeting, trying to think of something to say that isn’t completely idiotic or worse—

    — but the man, looking up at him with a serene sort of expression, beats Crowley to it.

    “Good evening, my dear,” he says, smiling in a way that touches the edges of Crowley’s fluttering heart, sweet but not too sweet. “I’m Aziraphale; I’ve not seen you here before, I don’t think. May I shake your hand?”

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    23 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Excuse me—” Aziraphale protests, even as a thrill shoots through his spine at Crowley’s sudden, welcomed assertiveness, the hard planes of his abdomen pressed against Aziraphale’s back, the breath fluttering at the nape of Aziraphale’s neck, the brush of his fingers at Aziraphale’s hips, barely-there, as if unsure of where they’re allowed to touch.

    Which is nowhere! Of course! So Aziraphale continues, even as he hides a smile, “Really, Crowley, you’re not an animal, you can conjure up the words to—”

    “Hold onto the bars,” Crowley mutters gruffly.

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    22 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    you are tenna's assistant for a special slew of advertisements he has planned to rack up more views "guaranteed", but he hasn't told you exactly what you'll be demonstrating in front of everyone tonight. definitely not author's poorly disguised fetish.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Stories with you as Tenna's secretary-with-benefits turned life partner. Later stories may not fully align with what was established in the first few entries (particularly in regard to Tenna's anatomy) because I wrote them before my headcanons about him had fully solidified.

    If you'd prefer to read this series in order based on how they fall in the timeline, the sequence is as follows: Mutually Beneficial Arrangement > Lost and Found (Vignette from the start of MBA) > Pressure Tactics > Magnetism > It's Gonna Be A Long Week > Blackout > Preferential Treatment > Conflict of Interest > Full Spectrum > Revolving Doors

    Bad End: Brain Poison (Diverges from chapter 6 of Conflict of Interest)

    Alternate beginning: Lowered Inhibitions

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    27 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Stede’s mind grinds to a halt, the brakes slam on with a deafening screech, and then… silence. His fingers go still on the mousepad, eyes widening as he gravitates closer to the screen as one person fills the shape of it.

    Blackbeard, their screen name reads.

    And Stede watches with rapt attention as they slowly lower themself down onto a massive fucking dildo.

    Or: On his Self Discovery Journey, Stede watches some porn to try and figure out what he likes. As it turns out, he gets far more than he'd bargained for.

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    11 Jul 2025