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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Crowley finally works up the courage to attend a kink night at one of the sex clubs in the city. He's open to just about anything happening, and he's cautiously optimistic that he might find someone to hook up with or who might possibly indulge him in one of his deepest curiosities: impact play.

    Almost immediately his eye is drawn to a far corner where there sits a wooden, partially padded St Andrew’s Cross and the man standing next to it. Crowley doesn’t consciously choose that corner as his first destination, but he’s heading there in any case, the feeling of eyes, both curious and appraising, landing on him from all angles as he goes.

    When he comes to a stop in front of the X frame, he dips his chin in greeting, trying to think of something to say that isn’t completely idiotic or worse—

    — but the man, looking up at him with a serene sort of expression, beats Crowley to it.

    “Good evening, my dear,” he says, smiling in a way that touches the edges of Crowley’s fluttering heart, sweet but not too sweet. “I’m Aziraphale; I’ve not seen you here before, I don’t think. May I shake your hand?”

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    23 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Excuse me—” Aziraphale protests, even as a thrill shoots through his spine at Crowley’s sudden, welcomed assertiveness, the hard planes of his abdomen pressed against Aziraphale’s back, the breath fluttering at the nape of Aziraphale’s neck, the brush of his fingers at Aziraphale’s hips, barely-there, as if unsure of where they’re allowed to touch.

    Which is nowhere! Of course! So Aziraphale continues, even as he hides a smile, “Really, Crowley, you’re not an animal, you can conjure up the words to—”

    “Hold onto the bars,” Crowley mutters gruffly.

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    22 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    you are tenna's assistant for a special slew of advertisements he has planned to rack up more views "guaranteed", but he hasn't told you exactly what you'll be demonstrating in front of everyone tonight. definitely not author's poorly disguised fetish.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Stories with you as Tenna's secretary-with-benefits turned life partner. Later stories may not fully align with what was established in the first few entries (particularly in regard to Tenna's anatomy) because I wrote them before my headcanons about him had fully solidified.

    If you'd prefer to read this series in order based on how they fall in the timeline, the sequence is as follows: Mutually Beneficial Arrangement > Lost and Found (Vignette from the start of MBA) > Pressure Tactics > Magnetism > It's Gonna Be A Long Week > Blackout > Preferential Treatment > Conflict of Interest > Full Spectrum > Revolving Doors

    Bad End: Brain Poison (Diverges from chapter 6 of Conflict of Interest)

    Alternate beginning: Lowered Inhibitions

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    27 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Stede’s mind grinds to a halt, the brakes slam on with a deafening screech, and then… silence. His fingers go still on the mousepad, eyes widening as he gravitates closer to the screen as one person fills the shape of it.

    Blackbeard, their screen name reads.

    And Stede watches with rapt attention as they slowly lower themself down onto a massive fucking dildo.

    Or: On his Self Discovery Journey, Stede watches some porn to try and figure out what he likes. As it turns out, he gets far more than he'd bargained for.

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    11 Jul 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 33

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    The closet door shuts behind them.

    “Who the fuck plays Seven Minutes in Heaven anymore?” Ed grumbles.

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    10 Jul 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 66

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    Stede should stop. He needs to stop.

    But his lips have other plans apparently. Plans that involve latching onto Ed’s neck and sucking a dark bruise into his skin.

    Ed’s managed to get one of his legs out from between Stede’s, pulling him in in just a way that he’s slowly grinding against Stede’s thigh. “Or…” he says, drawing out the word, “maybe we just make out a little more?”

    “Yeah,” Stede’s mouth is saying before his brain can even formulate an argument. “Like, I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?” He very stubbornly does not listen to the part of himself screaming that the worst that can happen is he gets his heart broken. 

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    26 Jun 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 18

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    After a long night of striking out at the gay club, Stede lingers in the empty parking lot to relieve himself before driving home. But the parking lot is not as empty as he thinks...

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    25 May 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 39

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    Both Ed and Stede search the night sky for different things, Ed looks for beauty and Stede looks for adventure. Maybe they can find what they are seeking in each other.

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    A fast burn meet-cute of astrophotographer Ed and UFO hunter Stede. Featuring them being immediately down bad for each other and needing to fuck about it

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    18 May 2025

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    Stede is divorced, rebuilding a life in the UK and working at Jim's non-profit community centre. His 6-month stay is running out and, well, turns out a fake marriage is an option to stay, because tropes are fun. Ed's got his own shit going on, you'll find out more in later chapters, but he thinks a sham marriage to this weird guy is probably going to at least be a bit of a laugh. Will update weekly.

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    “No, no, absolutely not, Lucius, you didn’t tell me he looked like that!”

    “I don’t know what you mean.”

    “Lucius!” Stede hisses. “He’s gorgeous, we are not doing this!”

    Lucius is saying something but Stede honestly has no idea what it is because blood is pounding in his ears and the pub has almost entirely emptied and this night has very much gotten away from him and the most stunningly beautiful man has just walked in. And Stede has had four glasses of horrible wine and god, all that leather, and Christ almighty, look at his hair. His hair.

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    06 Apr 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 3

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    “I’ve noticed- I've noticed you’re-“ Stede floundered, unsure if broaching the subject was the right thing to do. “You… you seem to be appreciating some more…. More feminine things, lately.” He glanced up at Ed, feeling awkward. “I was just wondering if there was any… reason for it?” He chewed his lip. “I like it, by the way,” he added quickly. “I think it suits you. You look fantastic.”

    Ed pursed his lips into a thin line, turning the skin around the edge of his mouth white. “I told you,” he said. “I just like it.”

    An ongoing collection of vaguely interconnected transmasc Ed/cis Stede drabble.

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    21 Mar 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 47

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    It’s been 6 years since Stede and Mary got divorced.
    It’s been 7 years since he came out.
    It’s been 8 years since he last had sex.
    And now he’s standing on the other side of his 40th birthday wondering if he ever will again.

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    06 Dec 2024

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    The night Stede has sex for the first time, he is twenty years old and lost in a sea of college-aged horniness and beer-soaked misadventures. The frat party is obnoxious. The boy is fucking beautiful.

    The sex is decidedly awkward.

    Twenty years later, Ed's fucking tired of dating apps—until he comes across an oddly familiar face.

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    08 Nov 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 22

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    24 Oct 2023

  15. Public Bookmark 27

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    It wasn’t that Stede hadn’t been acquainted with the cannabis sativa plant. In fact, it was unequivocally the opposite - nearly half his crew partook at least occasionally, so the Revenge had been carrying her fair share of flower for the majority of her maiden voyage.

    Even so, Stede had yet to find the courage to approach his crew about partaking himself. ‘Something-something-professional-boundaries-or-other’ was the excuse he’d usually go with when he’d gotten close to considering it.

    Then, he found Ed.

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    In which Stede wants to try pot, and somehow the Dread Pyrate Blackbeard seems more approachable to him than his own crew. Go figure.

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    28 Jul 2023

  16. Public Bookmark 62

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    Ed asks Stede out for a ride.

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    22 Jul 2023

  17. Public Bookmark 71

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    Ed knows hypnosis isn’t real. So when Stede mentions that he knows how to hypnotize people, Ed does the only reasonable thing and dares his co-captain to hypnotize him.

    This might, in retrospect, have been a tactical error.

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    20 Jul 2023

  18. Public Bookmark 94

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    Relationships are overrated. Probably.

    But Ed's home from grad school for a summer internship. And his co-intern Stede is... Well, he's cute. And he's eager.

    It's just a casual thing, just co-interns with benefits, right? What could go wrong?

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    22 Jun 2023

  19. Public Bookmark 54

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    “Wait. Fuck. Hold on. I’m sorry. Are you telling me that I haven’t told you how much I love your fuckin’ brain and all those beautiful, insane ideas you have enough for you to believe it?”

    “I… suppose not.”

    “Okay. Yeah. That changes right now.”

     


    or: ed makes sure stede knows just how clever he is

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    16 May 2023

  20. Rec 23

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    Stede hums happily and takes advantage of Ed’s newly bared legs, massaging circles into his thighs. Ed sucks in a breath, his stomach swooping at the sensation of Stede’s fingers creeping upward towards the edge of his shorts. He can’t fathom how such a simple touch can feel so impossibly good.

    Ed’s panic grows.

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    11 Apr 2023

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