14 Works by Melmo
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Femdermo Kinktober Day 13 & 14 - Heartbeat & Selfcest
---So here they are. Two Guillermos, both naked.
Nandor seems to be enjoying herself at least, bouncing her own tits- well, Guillermo’s tits in her hands.
“Guillermo, these are so heavy! You never said how heavy they are!” She squishes them up and down. “Obviously I have felt them before, many times, but never with little weak human hands. No wonder you complain so much!”
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- Part 6 of Femdermo Kinktober 2023
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Femdermo Kinktober Day 9 & 10 - Stripping & Fucking Machine (+ bonus Praise Kink)
---“What if I offer you a proposition?” Guillermo rocked on the balls of her feet just a little bit, waiting to hear how Nandor would torture her next. “Your special little toy has settings, zero to ten, yes?”
Guillermo nodded, not sure where this was going, but needing it to go somewhere fast. “You can take off as many items of your clothing as you want. However, for each item you do, we shall start one notch higher.”
Update April 2024: I would apologize for the repost, but it brings some absolutely SCORCHING art from beansprean so I actually am confident this is worth it.
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- Part 5 of Femdermo Kinktober 2023
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Femdermo Kinktober Day 7 & 8 - Stuck in Wall & Breeding
---“I used to do this with my horses, you know. Pick the ones with the best qualities - endurance, strength, loyalty. Then we’d pair them and see if those qualities breed true.” Guillermo can’t help the whimper that escapes her mouth. She knew the scene they had discussed, and still that word had a chokehold on her mind.
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- Part 4 of Femdermo Kinktober 2023
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Femdermo Kinktober 2023 Day 5 & 6 - Collaring & Chastity
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Guillermo exhaled as Nandor slipped the buckle in place, rolling her shoulders back, hands open at her sides. She didn’t need to worry about anything anymore. Whatever there was to come, Nandor would take care of it. Until the smooth leather at her throat came off, it wasn’t her job to think, just do. Do whatever Nandor said. Whatever Nandor wanted.Series
- Part 3 of Femdermo Kinktober 2023
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Femdermo Kinktober 2023 Day 3 & 4 - Hate Sex & Teratophilia/Monsterfucking
---The witch probably thought herself funny. It might have been, if she had managed to turn a vampire into this.
But she hadn’t; she’d only managed to turn a lowly human familiar into an eight foot werewolf-looking thing. It wasn’t really a werewolf. Nandor had seen enough werewolves in her time. Fucked a few, too.
Guillermo currently looked more like… a randy pervert’s idea of a werewolf, if Nandor had to guess.
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- Part 2 of Femdermo Kinktober 2023
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Femdermo Kinktober 2023 Day 1 & 2 - Leather & Roleplay
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She has to admit, it’s lovely against her bare skin. Cool and supple, the curve of it over her shoulders feels almost like a kiss from a lover. Which she can confirm for herself, with Nandor currently plastered against her back, dragging kisses along the edge. They’re wet, pressing equally along her skin and the leather, sending shivers up Guillermo’s spine.Series
- Part 1 of Femdermo Kinktober 2023
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"Sighing gently, he turned to look back at himself, taking a second to admire his reflection. He’d called it ‘not half-bad,’ but it was much better than that. The whole dress was a deep teal that almost looked black if the light wasn’t hitting it perfectly. Covered in more black trim and beading, it was a gothic dream.
Taking the moment to enjoy himself before Nadja returned, Guillermo stepped back and spun. The iridescent silk flickered in the dim light, and he felt free."
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A million years ago animatedpileofbones said we should all do Guillermo tit appreciation fics and this is finally my entry. Started long pre-S5. -
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“That sounds serious,” Guillermo says, although the tone of his voice is far too playful for the situation. “Can I say something?”
Nandor draws close, concerned despite himself. How could this hateful place have laid Guillermo so low? What else could have happened to him?
But, despite the big breath Guillermo takes, as if preparing himself for an outpouring of words, he doesn’t speak. What he does do is grab Nandor by the front of his coat, tugging him down to press their lips together in a kiss.
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Everyone I know wanted a 'Nandor is the one who has to deal with drugged Guillermo' fic, so I offer you mine. Hopefully it is just what the doctor ordered. -
Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me by Melmo
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Rocky Horror Picture Show
22 Oct 2022
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“Did you know that before tonight, I had only ever kissed someone?” As Guillermo speaks, he lets his lips just brush Nandor’s, the barest touches ramping up the sensitivity. This close he can see the flecks of gold reflecting in Nandor’s dark eyes. “It always seemed more trouble than it was worth, getting all riled up if you weren’t gonna do anything about it.”
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The Nandor as Rocky, Guillermo as Janet Rocky Horror Picture Show AU I have been dreaming about since the day I started shipping these two. -
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"Panera Bread had never been a good job. But ever since that guy had sat down, keeping his dark eyes locked on Guillermo as he just tried to get through his night, there had been a tension slowly winding its way up his neck."
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Guillermo meets someone at work who makes him feel differently than he ever has before.
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bewitched, bothered, and bewildered by Melmo, returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Aug 2022
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"In the past, Marwa was used to sharing her husband with another wife or two or three. She had her favorites, too. She likes Guillermo, and she has her suspicions that underneath his gruff and bluster, Nandor does as well.
Or at the very least, she doesn’t think he’ll say no to taking Guillermo to bed and making him their new favorite."
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After a lackluster wedding night, Marwa and Nandor share a very special dream.
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i realized it's all my fault by Melmo for rhymeandrisen
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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“Maybe, as a reward for your good behaviour today, we can do something about your virginity. They always say your first time should be with someone you trust, right? And you trust me, don't you?”
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While Nandor is feeling vulnerable Jan takes advantage.
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- Part 1 of til you say you're sorry
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"Guillermo didn’t really know why they had bathrooms in the vampire-only section of the club, except well, they were probably for this. At least it meant that the floors were clean when he fell to his knees in front of Cedric the Certain and tugged his pants down."
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Absolute filth based on the vampire club premise.
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Guillermo had been so frozen since the moment the dancer walked out on stage he thought there was a chance he might be dead. Were there vampires in the afterlife? Surely not. It was like the man had walked directly out of his most secret fantasies. As each item of clothing came off, Guillermo felt something ratchet up inside him. When he ripped his shirt off Guillermo began to get genuinely concerned that he would come in his pants surrounded by half the staff of Panera Bread.
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At some point in the 90s, Nandor took up stripping as a hobby, so he and Guillermo meet slightly differently.