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Slow Hands (Freaky Version) by bariumbarista, MemePaladin for MemePaladin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2025
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"Don't you dare think for one second that I don't love you. That I didn't cherish you this entire time when I have for a while. I love you too much, Mingyu. So please, for the love of God, hold on until we can get help at Qian Cao.” Shen Jiu remembers begging Liu Qingge to stay alive in the face of futility, knowing that he was too weak to save him.
“Don’t ask me to say I don’t love you when it’s all I can feel for you.” He hears the War God utter these words in echo of the past, reminding him that his love for Shen Jiu transcended in both lifetimes and timelines. “Are you an idiot? Yes, you are. But are you also brilliant in your uncouth ways? Of course, you are. You are such a frustrating person at times, but I feel alive and complete when you’re here. There’s no one else that could make me feel like this except you, Shen Jiu.”
Now that they've both caught up with each other in time, there was only one thing left to do: to continue fighting for each other as the days slip closer to the day the first Luo Binghe had promised to do a fortnight from that encounter - To reign hell in this peaceful, hard-earned timeline.
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- Part 2 of BTAEIM-Verse
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LBH character study by MemePaladin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2024
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Character study of LBH
WIP!
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Airplane Mode by MemePaladin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2024
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SQQ wants to dom and has to convince himself its okay to desire his husband. so, the usual.
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being horny is the gods' way to humble us by MemePaladin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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LQG and SY are horny, and LQG decides he's had enough of the dance and wants to court, woo and.. seduce? his fellow peak lord.
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A due, a prima vista, a niente by MemePaladin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2024
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“By the way, did you hear? This one overheard some cultivators discussing it as they passed through the other day. Apparently that Yiling Patriarch was finally taken care of.” The merchant said this like he was commenting on the weather, thankfully oblivious to the stopping of an immortal heart nearby.... Was this what it felt like to qi deviate? To lose yourself in your body, to lose all control? Perhaps it was good that he had dragged himself out despite being weak from recovery. Otherwise, the townsfolk nearby would be in such danger.
The ringing in his ears and the voices around him heightened to a fever pitch until it was too much.
Lan Wanji closed his eyes.
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Instead of raising Lan Sizhui in gusu, he runs away and decides to raise sheep as a single father to grieve what could have been, and raise the boy they could have shared. Something, however, decides to move in while nobody is looking. Good thing it's benevolent! That would be hard on a growing boy, after all.
Recent series
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BTAEIM-Verse by bariumbarista, MemePaladin
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2025
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paint an imprint of me on your skin by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2023
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“Oh my god,” Shang Qinghua says under his breath. “Bro. Liu Qingge would probably, like, pull the moon from the fuckin’ sky if you asked him. I think he’d sit still for a few hours for you.”
“He would not,” Shen Qingqiu replies automatically. If he actually thinks about it, though… Liu Qingge’s is a rare beauty, and surely someone should be committing it to paper. Why shouldn’t that someone be him, a guy who was mediocre at best at drawing in his previous life but inherited the muscle memory of a trained painter?Shen Qingqiu, bored of painting bamboo all the time, decides to try painting his favorite shidi instead. With increasingly less clothes on.
This definitely won't awaken anything in him!Series
- Part 7 of liushen week 2023
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31 Dec 2025
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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06 Dec 2025
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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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27 Nov 2025
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Halfway Hungry by Peapod (decafffff)
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
18 May 2024
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Kabru had watched the king brighten at the sight of the dragon, but slide back into polite interest a moment later when he seemed to realize that the dragon’s woven depiction was, at best, an artist’s interpretation, and not at all anatomically accurate.
“Oh wow, it’s… It must have taken a lot of work!” Laois had settled on, and Kabru could only wince.
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04 Nov 2025
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And the heart that fed by almostnectarine for Lirillith
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
13 Dec 2019
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“How precious are your futures?” asks the Sphinx. “How dear to you is the path you wish to take?” She bares her teeth in a cruel smile, and they all take an involuntary step back.
“Wait,” says Laios suddenly. “Look at her teeth!”
“Yes, Laios,” says Izutsumi. “We’ve all noticed the fangs. This really isn’t the time—”
“No,” says Laios, “those back teeth. She has molars- grinders. That means she’s an omnivore. But she can’t leave this circle, and you saw how nothing ventures within miles of this spot. I bet she hasn’t had anything other than…” he swallows, waving a hand vaguely at the pile of ex-adventurers, “...meat… for years .”
“So…what?” asks Izutsumi.
“Remember how good those marshmallows were?” asks Laios. “And that was only after a couple days without much of a varied diet.”
“You want to bet all of our lives,” Chilchuck says slowly, “on making a Sphinx a nice dessert?”
Laios smiles.
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27 Oct 2025