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  1. Rec 16

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    Set in the modern, normal universe with no astrophage, Simon spends most of his days puttering around and doing jack all after his life was upended by a sudden disbanding of the (rather infamous) death metal band he was part of. After encouragement from his co-workers, Simon attends the first concert he's been to in years. As a result, Simon is immediately enamored by this blond guy working the merch table.

    (Bloodymary but put them in my local rock scene)

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    Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.

    *slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Colt Seavers is asked to be a Stunt Coordinator for TerryBytes first film while Tom Ryder is on an "indefinite hiatus" that films in San Francisco. He accepts because the pay is great and he gets to hang out with his twin brother during filming.

    Simon Fisher is a brand new stuntman with a past he's trying to outrun that just wants to do a good job. When he learns the legendary Colt Seavers is joining, he thinks this is his big break. Then he meets Colt's twin brother, and damnit he's just Simon's type.

    Ryland Grace is just a science teacher, his brother is the big deal, not that he's particularly fond of what Colt does for a living. Well, okay, maybe it's not all that bad, especially not when he gets to be on set for his favorite Youtubers new movie when class gets out. But ope, his stuntman is the most handsome guy he's ever met.

    Then Tom Ryder enters the scene again, and all hell breaks loose.

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    16 Jun 2026

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  4. Rec 95

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    Ryland looked down at his clipboard, where he had written a reasonable script, supplied earlier that day by Adrian. Unfortunately, the moment his eyes landed on the words, his brain supplied only terrible ways to say them.

    He chose the worst one.

    “I need flowers with prominent reproductive structures.”

    The man went completely still.

    Ryland could feel his soul attempting to leave his body.

    “For a plant anatomy lab,” he added quickly. “For my students. Middle school students. Not–” He cut himself off, because there was simply no end to that sentence that would improve his situation. Instead, he just weakly smiled, and added “Science.”

    -:-:-

    Ryland Grace is brilliant with biology, awkward with adults, and far too invested in giving his students the lessons they deserve. Simon Fleischer is a guarded florist who trusts plants more than people and has no interest in being needed by anyone again. But when a forgotten school lab brings Ryland into Root & Thorn, their lives begin to tangle in quiet, unexpected ways – through flowers, roots, and the terrifying possibility of being cared for properly.

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    16 Jun 2026

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  5. Rec 29

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    A new school year is upon Grover Cleveland Middle School, and Principal Stratt just hired a new custodian recommended by Carl. Science teacher Ryland Grace is always eager to meet a new friend.

    He wasn't just expecting to meet someone like Simon.

    Inspired by the song "Human Nature" by Michael Jackson.

    FINAL: New chapter every Friday and Saturday.

    it's human nature (a bloody mary modern au fic) playlist

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    16 Jun 2026

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