Messiest_of_Jesters



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    Severus Snape dies... wow
    comes back in his fifth year... fantastic
    And decides he’s officially done with being used—looking at you, Lily Evans.
    Drowning himself in potions, ignoring everyone, and radiating mysterious ethereal vibes thanks to a magical flower in the Forbidden Forest, because ofc nothing goes right with him. But one thing why the eyes that glared at him with hatred now looked at him at such a way like they are striping him naked???

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    “You, Constantine.” Danny said, then paused. “You are John Constantine, right? Because if there’s another beat-up-looking British-adjacent guy with over a hundred claims on his soul working with the Justice League, I’m gonna be really concerned. You are? Okay, good. Then pray tell me, why in the name of all the Ancients did you think this is a good fucking idea?”

    Danny gets summoned to deal with a ghost problem. He still thinks they could’ve just called him.

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    AU. When Voldemort possesses Harry in the Department of Mysteries, he discovers not only the Horcrux, but the unsettling similarity between their souls and minds. His realization about who Harry really is is passed to Harry as well. A depiction of the months after this, when Harry’s life is in shards.

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    Severus takes great pleasure in his job as a Potions Master.

    After four years in America to gain his mastery, and seven years since the war ended, Severus is back in England. He’s gained what is essentially the job of his dreams. He gets along well enough with the few coworkers he’s required to interact with. He’s allowed to be as domineeringly creative as he wants, concocting intensive brews, refining new formulations, and hybridizing techniques that are magic with muggle. He’s well paid, well respected, and answers to almost no one.

    There’s only one thing he hates about the apothecary business he works for.

    It’s owned by James Potter.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    Alastor already has a plan to escape his binds and regain his power. But doesn't making a deal with the Devil sound so much more fun?

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