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You could’ve just called by Pauliestorylover
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 May 2023
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“You, Constantine.” Danny said, then paused. “You are John Constantine, right? Because if there’s another beat-up-looking British-adjacent guy with over a hundred claims on his soul working with the Justice League, I’m gonna be really concerned. You are? Okay, good. Then pray tell me, why in the name of all the Ancients did you think this is a good fucking idea?”
Danny gets summoned to deal with a ghost problem. He still thinks they could’ve just called him.
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- Part 7 of ecto (dannymay 2023)
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30 Mar 2026
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AU. When Voldemort possesses Harry in the Department of Mysteries, he discovers not only the Horcrux, but the unsettling similarity between their souls and minds. His realization about who Harry really is is passed to Harry as well. A depiction of the months after this, when Harry’s life is in shards.
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- Part 6 of Songs of Summer 2024
- Part 1 of Broken Glass
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- English
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- 4/4
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29 Mar 2026
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Severus takes great pleasure in his job as a Potions Master.
After four years in America to gain his mastery, and seven years since the war ended, Severus is back in England. He’s gained what is essentially the job of his dreams. He gets along well enough with the few coworkers he’s required to interact with. He’s allowed to be as domineeringly creative as he wants, concocting intensive brews, refining new formulations, and hybridizing techniques that are magic with muggle. He’s well paid, well respected, and answers to almost no one.
There’s only one thing he hates about the apothecary business he works for.
It’s owned by James Potter.
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28 Mar 2026
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Alastor already has a plan to escape his binds and regain his power. But doesn't making a deal with the Devil sound so much more fun?
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25 Mar 2026
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What’s the point of any of this if he can’t hurt sinners?
Sinners are the bane of his existence. Constantly messing everything up that he’s worked so hard to accomplish.
And yet he can’t lay a finger on them. Not a single scratch can be inflicted upon them by his hand. How infuriating.
Thankfully for him—a very certain deer can help him with his troubles.
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24 Mar 2026
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It was Alastor's turn to roll his eyes, “Whatever you say. We are getting away from the subject at hand. I’m asking to make a deal with you.”
Lucifer's eyes nearly popped out of his skull and he couldn’t suppress the bark of a laugh that came out of him in surprise, “A deal?? With me? A literal deal with the devil.”
Alastor’s smooth smile stayed steady on his lips, “Yes. That’s what I said.”
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OR a little bit of divergence from the storyline in Season Two Episode 7/8 in which Alastor breaks the deals he's currently under by making a new deal with the King of Hell
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22 Mar 2026
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A Deal Written in Blood & Devotion by Sucking_Ellie_Williams_Toes
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Dec 2025
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Alastor’s smile widened into something darker.
“I want a deal.”
Lucifer blinked. “A… deal?”
Orrr alastor executioner Au with injured lucifer
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22 Mar 2026
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After capturing Lucifer in episode 7, Vox gets pulled away on business before he can connect him to the Might of Lilith... giving Lucifer and Alastor a stolen moment to chat. Alastor has a request - and a promise of something in return.
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22 Mar 2026
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During the season finale, Alastor seeks out Lucifer to make a deal.
(I've just learned about the executioner theory for Alastor and had to write about it. Spoilers for the finale of season 2!)
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21 Mar 2026
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Spoilers for episodes 5&6! I am not doing ok, and I am in speculation nation right now haha.
Alastor and Lucifer make a deal, Alastor becomes Lucifer’s executioner in exchange for power.
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21 Mar 2026
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Things couldn't get any worse for Lucifer, right? Well, apart from his daughter loathing him, the Sinners didn't respect him, and now he would be sharing a cage as an infinite power source with the most outdated Sinner of them all.
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21 Mar 2026
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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21 Mar 2026
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Bambi Applies for a Job (The Devil hired Him) by SinnerSunFlower
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Dec 2025
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A slow, vicious smile curves Lucifer’s mouth.
“Go on then, Bambi.”
He points a finger upward.
“Fetch.”
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20 Mar 2026
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“Alastor… let me help you.”
After being rescued from Vee Tower, Alastor locked himself away in his room at the hotel. And so began Lucifer’s new ritual, desperate for Alastor to know there was someone on the other side of that cold bedroom door. Every day he spoke through the wood, and every day he received no answer. But Lucifer could wait. He would spend days talking to an empty hallway. Weeks memorizing the touch of a door that never opened pressed against his back. Months watching shadows shaped like the two of them play along the walls, keeping each other company in the absence of Alastor.
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20 Mar 2026
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A deal is struck between the King of Hell and the Radio Demon
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20 Mar 2026
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Lucifer’s wings itch.
They’ve been itchy for weeks at this point, honestly. He knows without having to pull them from the little pocket dimension they exist in when he doesn’t have them out that it means he’s molting.
It also means that he really needs to preen them—he just hasn’t really found the time and energy, yet.
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Lucifer is molting, but he’s too depressed and exhausted to do the necessary preening. That’s what the Radio Demon is for.
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20 Mar 2026
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i’ll become the monster (like none they’ve ever known) by corgiss
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Nov 2025
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Lucifer sighs. “What do you want, Al?”
The sinner chuckles. “A deal, of course.”
“…I’m listening.”
Lucifer doesn’t have to see Alastor’s face to know that the grin he wears is as threatening as it is enticing.
“You can’t harm sinners,” Alastor says. It’s not a question.
“No,” Lucifer admits, “I can’t.”
“Then let me harm them for you.”
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Lucifer finds himself in a predicament. Alastor has a solution.
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20 Mar 2026
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Returned for a Better Try (to Make a Better Time) by atypicalhypocrite
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
07 Nov 2019
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The Fire Lord’s blast is sharp and thorough. Still on his knees before his father, a thirteen year old dies instantly. Another Zuko, once teacher to the avatar and a Fire Lord himself, jolts into being in his place, and deals with the consequences. Timeline preservation nothing, he’s going to be a better Fire Lord this time, and start sooner.
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18 Mar 2026
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We’re From the Future, Not in Love by Dioranelle
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
29 Aug 2025
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She watches them suspiciously. Sokka and Zuko walk side by side—and then suddenly Sokka smiles slightly, leans toward Zuko and says something to him in a hushed tone—and then Zuko smiles back at him.
Their strange encounter in the clearing, how Sokka was willing to defend Zuko, the fact that they hugged...
Sweet Tui and La, Katara suddenly realizes. He’s not just infiltrating the group — he’s flirting. With Sokka.
Or: In which the years-long friendship between Ambassador Sokka and Fire Lord Zuko looks a lot like romance to 14-year-old Katara.
Alternatively: Five times Katara misunderstood Sokka and Zuko’s relationship, and one time the boys tried to clear things up.
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- Part 4 of unconnected Zuko time travel stories
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18 Mar 2026
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Black snake by Wikipedia29
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Feb 2026
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Izuku reluctantly went with his friends to an abandoned temple where the locals believed something terrible was going on. Of course, there shouldn't be anything there.
Yes? So why doesn't the door open?
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Izuku enters an abandoned temple with his friends. The deity Aizawa, who lives there, has decided that he is his son.
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- Part 2 of Dazawa loves all his children
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18 Mar 2026