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Double Page Spread by Mettaton_Ex
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Jul 2016
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Joseph needs a job. Lucky for him his mother, the editor-in-chief of a famous fashion editorial magazine, has just the thing for him.
Working as an intern inside one of the most influential fashion magazines is a little out of his comfort zone, but with the company of the very lovely Suzie, it isn't so bad. Hell, he's even starting to enjoy it there!Well. Right up until that no-good, italian lothario turned up, with that self-righteous sneer, and the cuts on his knuckles that he thought no one else could see. Now, JoJo's stomach is turning in the worst ways, and his chest is burning every time that stupid asshole turns up and causes trouble to make him look like an idiot.
Is it frustration, jealously, or just heart burn?
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And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. Not abruptly, not like an order. He just said it. Like it was expected and intended for you to do so.
"Kiss me," He said.
You did.
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Inertia, noun.
The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.
Time apart doesn't always make something go away.
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- Part 3 of The Asshole!John AU
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The only real inspiration you could get was at day break, when the inky blue night sky bled into the cotton candy purples and pinks of dawn. You liked how, in your new found home, the first rays of sun sliced through the clouds and trespassed into your garden, coating the grass, and the crumbling brick wall and the partially rusted metal gate with a warm, yellow glow.
This was the main reason you chose to live where you did, as silly as it sounded. The aesthetics of the small town in a country thousands of miles away from where you grew up, and where you had now taken residence stood out through the concrete jungles filled with corporate cats and city slickers, and the suburban neighbourhoods containing bitchy soccer moms and bratty, middle class white kids who complained about piano recitals and the fact that they didn't get the latest XBox generation. It was beautiful, and, for someone who only grew up around the painful simplicity that was the city, it was perfect.
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You wished you weren't such a coward.
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- Part 2 of The Asshole!John AU
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Hate Is A Strong Word (But I Really, Really, Really Don't Like You) by Mettaton_Ex
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Sep 2014
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Loving him is tough.
Especially when he is so close, yet so far.
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- Part 1 of The Asshole!John AU
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[[DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY]]
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The Cold King's Consort by Rozavie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2026
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When Prince Shang Qinghua found out that his sister would have to marry the terrifying and violent King Mobei-jun, he pitied her. However, the prince soon discovers that it was never the princess whom Mobei-jun was interested in. Now, forced into an arranged marriage with a cold, warmongering villain for the sake of peace, Shang Qinghua can't do anything but accept his fate. Although, Mobei-jun's surprisingly warm affections, and dangerous political plots brewing in the background, both threaten Shang Qinghua's fraught peace.
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13 Nov 2025
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Help, My Ice King Moved In! by Yaniyushi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2026
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Shang Qinghua is enjoying his simple married life, (albeit having to deal with demon complaints…) when he gets chucked back into the 21st century!?
Waking up on the floor in his stinky apartment—surrounded by wires and with hair sticking up straight—is not a good experience. At least he has a big ass iceblock to keep him company…
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Or, twitter tells me Shang Qinghua has a name so I throw it into a fic.
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13 Nov 2025
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13 Jul 2016
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Sea and Stars by lanataego
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 May 2016
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Kakyoin meets Jotaro once a month at the abandoned pier.
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30 Apr 2016
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make sure that we're watertight by deeppainpizza
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 May 2022
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Joseph looks down at his watch to check the time and if he needs to make a very special appearance tonight, but suddenly, there’s some shouting in the distance and Joseph looks back up only to see a pair of shoes careening toward him as someone dives into the car through the still-open passenger window, shouting, “Drive, idiot!"
Joseph, fortunately quick on his feet, does as he's told. Peeling out of his parking spot, he speeds down the road as Caesar adjusts his position to actually sit in the passenger seat and begins to load his pistol. “Hey, I was just going to check on you! How did it go?”
Caesar glares at him as he forces the cartridge in. “It was going great before you commed me, asshole.”
“Oh,” Joseph mutters, taking a sharp right toward the industrial district, “is that why you hung up?”
note added 9/28/20: fic is rated M until chapter 42, then rated E after chapter 43
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