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The Grangers’ Guide to Good Neighbourly Conduct by rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2022
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Per the Bartley Road neighbourly agreement, as set out by Miss. H. J. Granger, one accepts responsibility for sticking to the following rules:
1. No loud noises after 10 pm on weekdays
2. Bins to be kept within house boundary
3. Permits are required for cars on the street4. Willingness to share food and Netflix passwordsOr: The one where Draco moves in next door
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Bookmarked by MicBonBon
01 Jan 2023
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
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Bookmarked by MicBonBon
24 Dec 2022
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Subject: Dinner
Granger,
I have, on countless occasions, told them that you would refuse. Unfortunately, my sanity and safety are on the line now.
They miss you. Crooks misses you. Please reconsider.
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- Part 3 of Twitter Drabbles
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Bookmarked by MicBonBon
23 Aug 2022
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Draco peeked through the ornamental grasses bursting out of the top of the bouquet as he approached her small stoop. He couldn’t see where he was going, and thus there was a geospatial disagreement between his left foot and the top step, and in a show of solidarity, Draco’s body entered into a geospatial disagreement with the rest of the stoop, in this order:
1. His eye smashed into Granger’s doorknob;
2. His head smashed into Granger’s door;
3. His knee nearly smashed Granger’s cat;
4. Granger’s cat’s teeth and claws pierced Draco’s skin;
5. The bouquet, having caused all of this, evaded responsibility by removing itself from the situation entirely, flying out of his arms and landing in some undetermined location.
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OR: Draco discovers an idiot-proof way to get Granger's attention.- Language:
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Bookmarked by MicBonBon
04 Aug 2022
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-Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
-ComicBookmarked by MicBonBon
04 Jul 2022

