Midnight_Lady



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    "If you think that's an orgasm, Granger, you're in for a long night." They knew each other, even respected each other, but a marriage law, some Veritaserum, and Ministry-mandated memory exchanges will change everything. Dramione. TWOSHOT Rated Explicit for chapter 2.

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    First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.

    Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.

    Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?

    It’s a character-driven slow burn.

    [Author's Note: I give blanket permission for this fic to be bound, translated, narrated, and for artwork, so long as you are not making a profit off of it. For more info, feel free to message me on IG, monstersof.men.]

    [9/8/25: I am beginning minor chapter edits.]

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    Draco Malfoy is being pressured by his mother to marry and he finds himself on many terrible first dates. Needing an easy out he utilizes a company called The Bad Date Rescue Order, or B.O., to save him.
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    Hermoine rescues Malfoy from bad dates in funny ways and he quickly finds he doesn’t hate it, so he continues to go on bad dates just to call Hermione to save him again.

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    "Gods, what was I thinking?”
    She should hex him, punch him, knee him right in the bollocks. But then he was shushing her as he trailed kisses down her neck.
    “You were thinking how good it feels to have someone give you what you want for a change. And you were thinking you love my mouth on your body, making you scream.”
    She was going all wobbly in the legs again. Damn him. She was a useless witch around this man.

    Eighth year, no angst, no war, just fun. Prank Wars between houses get out of hand and they settle it with a game of Capture the Flag.

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    Draco kidnaps Hermione at the height of a Slytherin/Gryffindor feud, then doesn't want to give her back.

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    Draco’s breath hitches. He’s close to that sweet release that will make this day better. He’s falling into the deepness of the sort of orgasm that will melt his body and allow him to relax enough to finally sleep.

    His bed is dark but welcoming, without so many goddamn pillows. It’s not the fluffy mess of clouds that Granger’s is, even if he’d like to put one of those pillows under her hips as he fucked her.

    Dammit. He needs to stop thinking about her soft bed. He needs to stop thinking about Granger at all. He’s so hard, it hurts, even with his hand on himself, chasing release. He needs to–

    "Malfoy, did you just Apparate into my bed?!"

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