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    Originally posted at FanFiction.net, being reposted with edits and retouchings (BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS).

    Edward Elric is put on what he believes to be his stupidest mission yet: Babysitting a "Wizard." Everyone else calls it undercover work. To him, it's babysitting. But there's a lot more to this assignment than what's on file. And the more time passes, the more shit hits the fan.

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

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    In which Grusha spends much of the time stewing in feelings.

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    After the Calamity is quelled, Link finds himself restless in a time of peace, so he takes up knitting. Written for By Your Side, a ZeLink Scrapbook Scene.

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    02 Dec 2023

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    It wasn't that Neil didn't like people, he just liked being by himself more. The problem was that she couldn't seem to understand that. The other problem was that as time went on he began to question it also.

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    13 Feb 2023