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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Bilbo had always thought he was the problem. Throughout the quest, when Thorin would pull away from their kissing and stop before they went to far, Bilbo had blamed himself. It isn't until the eve of their wedding when Bilbo discovers that what held Thorin back wasn't the tiny hobbit, after all, but something even tinier. Luckily for Thorin, Bilbo loves small things.

    ~ A one-shot in which Bilbo finds out that Thorin's "dwarfhood" is much smaller than he could've imagined, and he can pleasure his love with extreme ease. ~

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Onmygosohfmgmgmgmgmmgm

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    Someone gave me a prompt about how in the original canon, Tolkien had set up a thing for the hobbits that "disappeared" to Bree for a time, then came back with a new spouse or child where there had been none before, and that this happened often enough that it was expected that when a hobbit "disappeared" they would return with a spouse.

    Then Bilbo came home with a dwarf.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    This is canon btw. Canon guys. This is what happened.

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    When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities.
    Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit who might be trying to court one another without the other knowing - while their companions are either helpful or confusingly gleeful.

    Direct Spoilers for the end of the book though this is an alternate ending.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    “Emperor Edelgard and I have already crafted the rumor, and how we wish to spread that information. All you need to do is exactly what I tell you. Nothing more.”

    “Hubert, you’re being strangely evasive. What is my role in all of this?”

    The topic could not be danced around for any longer, so Hubert bluntly delivered his proposal.

    “The only information that would be valuable enough to be used against us, without damaging the reputation of the Emperor or her empire, is information regarding one of us. Or in this scenario, both of us. My plan is to distract the enemy with a falsified secret affair. I would be one of the conspirators in question, and you would be my… private partner.”

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    Ferdinand and Hubert pretend to be secretly dating each other, in order to distract a dangerous group of rebellion spies hiding in Enbarr. But they’re both professionals. So there’s no chance of them catching real feelings for each other… right?

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  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    A love letter from Hubert to Ferdinand.

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