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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    “This is a bad idea,” I said, as we edged through security behind a knot of trustees in patriotic cufflinks. “Not because of the ghosts. Just, like—socially.”

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    Set immediately after the stormy NOLA reunion scene in S2 Episode 8. Louis and Lestat talk, kiss, grieve, bicker, banter, flirt, and make love.

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    Alfred knew from the first ring of the phone that something was wrong.

    He stumbled on suddenly unsteady feet; the world reeling sideways as a strange sense of déjà vu washed over him.

    It was the same sickening lurch he’d felt on the night Martha and Thomas died: a feeling like the proverbial rug had been pulled out from under his feet as the building blocks of the universe tumbled down around him. He’d had a few moments like that before, little flashes of premonition that made him wonder if Baroness Ortsey, that mad old witch in her cell under London, had done more than drug his tea one time. But none of those brief flashes could compare to what he’d felt that night: the debilitating swell of sickness that had opened up the pit of his stomach, accompanied by the harrowing, agonizing certainty that something had gone irrevocably wrong.

    The same feeling he had now.

    Something was wrong.

    Something was very, very wrong. And the phone just kept on ringing.

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    Fic request for Pennyworth!Alfred meets young Dick Grayson. Hurt, comfort, and shenanigans ensue.

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