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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Born from the cursed headcanon: what if Lestat was Ilya's biological father?

    Twelve letters from the mother he barely remembers point Ilya toward a stranger in Prague — and a stranger comes looking back.

    Daniel Molloy is everyone's deeply underqualified therapist.

    Louis is reconsidering every choice that brought him here.

    And Shane Hollander is managing an existential family crisis the only way he knows how: a color-coded spreadsheet.

    Loving someone enough to stay is one thing. Answering when they call is another.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    When Irina Rozanova was thirty-five, she ended her own life.

    Before she did, she left her son twelve letters: confessions, apologies, and twelve years of trying to name the man she could never quite remember.

    On *his* thirty-fifth birthday, all Ilya Rozanov wants is a quiet day with his husband.

    Instead he gets a package nobody admits to sending, answers to questions he never thought to ask, and a full Pandora's box of every fear he has about becoming a parent.

    Shane just wants to make a spreadsheet about it.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.

    Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.

    No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.

    *****

    Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.

    Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Ilya widens his eyes, moves his hands in an impatient “get on with it” motion. He has the urge to say it for him, end both their misery. Shane blinks rapidly a few times, takes another deep breath. “I want to stop,” he says simply.

    Ilya lets out one humorless laugh, “Stop what?”

    Shane ignores him. “At the All Star Game, I told you I liked you. And you said about Russia and your family. And I looked some things up. I get it. I get it better now. I know we can’t but I can’t stop wanting to be…more. Unless we stop.”

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    Shane just wants to be friends and Ilya is, like, fine with that or whatever

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    16 Jun 2026