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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    “You know,” he murmurs. “You don’t need to employ ancient folkloric traditions just to kiss me.” 

    “Oh, trust me, I know,” you hum, planting another quick peck on him. “It’s just fun to see you caught off guard!”

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    you buy a bunch of mistletoe. mischief ensues.

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    12 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    sfw alphabet prompts for carl morck.

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    06 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Everybody in this line of work finds their way to cope. And as monumentally stupid as it was to fuck your boss, it was easier on the liver than liquor, much more legal than drugs (if not particularly ethical), and less damaging externally than some kind of self-harm.

    (Basically this is over 50% shameless porn with some slight angst thrown in to make it feel like it has a plot)

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    26 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm sad I missed it when it was posted, but I'm happy to see it now. I was about to give up on the rest of the week because it's felt so fucking long, but this fanfic gave me the will to keep going. Thank you, stranger on the internet, for feeding my Dept. Q obsession.