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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight.

    Doesn't, however, does not mean can't.

    Too mad no one told Tanner Gagnon that.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    “Cliff,” Rozanov said.

    Interesting. He only ever used his first name when he wanted something.

    “I need a favour.”

    Called it.

    “What can I do for you, Roz?”

    “I need you to punch me.”

    Cliff stared. He stared some more.

    "Why?"

    “Shane hasn’t let me fuck him since the bar, it’s been too long and he always rides me when I have to see the medics.”

    A beat.

    Another beat.

    Then Cliff absolutely lost it.
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    5 times people clocked Shane and Ilya being absolutely unhinged about each other and the 1 time it was encouraged.

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    Cliff Pov: Ilya pays Cliff to break his nose.

    Yuna Pov: Ilya calms down shane from a panic attack (with biting :) )

    Scott and Kip Pov: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom?

    Hayden: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped :( Poor Hayden.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    After two months of being on Rozanov watch post him being dumped by Montreal Jane, the Raiders all breathe a sigh of relief when their captain goes back to his usual happy self after All-Stars.

    Cliff, Victor, and Connor notice that the timing of Ilya’s good mood coincides strangely well with the speculation (read: open secret) that Hollander and Rozanov definitely banged it out sometime during that weekend and after some theorizing, they’re pretty sure their captain has had a years long crush on Hollander and that his happiness hinges on making his giant crush on Shane Hollander come to fruition.

    Of course, as his friends, they need to help him to the best of their abilities.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Desmond had only been planning on visiting Rome.
    He only wanted a small glimpse of the city– of the man who had changed Desmond’s view on life and made him believe it was worth living. Then he would leave and try to deal with the concept of being in the past by himself. But Desmond had never been that lucky. Things never went that easy for him.
    Of course he would lose his journal somewhere in Rome, and of course that journal would end up in the hands of Ezio fucking Auditore.

    Because that was simply Desmond’s luck.

     

    Or, Desmond discovers his ability to draw due to the Bleeding Effect and keeps a journal. A journal which, through some unlikely coincidences, ends up in Ezio’s possession. Things unravel from there.

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    Based on a headcanon by @assassinating-my-thoughts on Tumblr

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Scott can’t stand Ilya Rozanov. Sure, Rozanov is a generational wunderkind, but he’s also annoying as hell and always ready with a chirp.

    “Do you have a spot in the nursing home yet, Hunter? I am hearing from my grandma they go fast!”

    “Are you getting tired? It must be past your bedtime already!”

    “What kind of skating is that? Is your arthritis acting up again?”

    Scott’s age is Rozanov’s favorite topic, but now that Scott has come out, he shudders to think about what Rozanov will throw at him this season.

    Or, 5 times Rozanov makes fun of Scott for being old, and 1 time he makes fun of Scott for being gay.

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    15 Apr 2026