13 Works by NobodyOfRelevancy

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    "All it took was one moment of weakness for him to fall into the trap. Too much liquid courage, and too little self-control. He popped the stopper out, before bringing the neck of the beaker to his lips and taking a large swig. All of his fear of what he would see was gone, and for the first time in a long time, he let the bliss of a globafin-induced fantasy take him away."
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    ON HIATUS BUT I WILL FINISH THIS FIC COME MY NEXT R&M HYPERFIXATION IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO BC IM PROUD OF THIS FIC AND RARELY WRITE FICS SO IT WILL BE FINISHED EVENTUALLY I SWEAR

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,128
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    245
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    Nazo captures two of his thousands of pipotrons to use for an experiment— More specifically, as trials for the enigmatic “Perfection Protocol”. The test does not go quite as planned, and results in the escape of two subjects that just might lead to his downfall.

     

    Takes place after 3 but before Million Monkeys. Mostly pipotron OC-centric. Dark and kinda edgy. POSSIBLE future OC x Canon relationship (but it doesn’t go beyond like, maybe cuddling?? Still up in the air.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,920
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Hits:
    40
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    A haunted exile trying to right all of the wrongs he can at whatever cost, and a fallen tyrant who unknowingly desires to atone for crimes he can’t undo.

    Who remains when everything you were is ripped away from you? Who is left behind when you try to seperate yourself from the desires that defined you? So many questions, all with answers that can’t simply be told…

    …They need to be experienced.

    (Now fully illustrated!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,209
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    251
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    [[ON HIATUS, PROBABLY FOREVER]]

    Ratchet & Clank find themselves suddenly stranded on a remote planet, far from all civilization. With Aphelion now a heap of twisted metal, their only hope of escaping unfortunately lies in someone that they would have been perfectly fine never seeing again. However, the once tyrannical ruler of Polaris seems... different, from their last encounter.

    (Rating is for mild-to-moderate swearing and hella angst. This focuses more on Percy overall but yeah I'm writing this for fun and I love this ship don't judge me pls and thx) (Also in case you haven't noticed this is some self-indulgent cringe so don't be expecting everyone to be totally IC ok thx)

    [[HIATUS-RELATED NOTE: I literally hate this fic now and there’s literally no other reason it exists other than I was committing feral self-indulgence so unless this ship somehow rises in popularity and there’s actual demand for me to finish it, its dead. It’s not gonna happen but I figured I’d clarify that anyway lmao]]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,404
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    291
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    Yamcha is looking for love, and is unable to resist the most beautiful creature he's possibly ever seen.
    Strip Club AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,088
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3,141
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    Two months after being rescued from the streets, Frost still doesn't know... What was Hit's motive in saving him?

    (Mostly smut but a bit of plot as well I guess. Oneshot. Frit. Read at your own risk.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,867
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,666
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    Frost decides he wants to become more intimate with Hit in their relationship, despite never having had intimacy before... with anyone.

    (AKA: Smutfluff frit oneshot where Frost gives Hit his virginity.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,235
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    Hit is taking care of Frost after the Tournament of Power, when Frost is suddenly thrown into his heat cycle. What is Hit to do for the little ice-jin in his time of need?

    SUPER OMEGA SMUT AHOY! :D

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,995
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3,557
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    Frieza's horrible time in Hell has made him more frustrated than he's ever been in his life (and death)... Barely surviving and starved for food, what is he to do?
    ...Sucky summary is sucky.

    Rewrite of "I Wish..."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,410
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    164
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    4,419
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    This is literally just some FriCell smut I wrote for fun. Some OOCness and a lot of dirtiness. Read at your own risk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2,619
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    Yamcha and Frieza enjoy a night of passion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,426
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2,199
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    Frieza is having a bitch of a time in Hell. What happens when he receives a much-needed gift from someone he doesn't even know?
    Read the tags people. It's NSFW YAOI. Don't like it, don't read.

    (DISCONTINUED.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,261
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    62
    Hits:
    1,918
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    Frieza is suspicious of the behavior in Cell's sleep. He then ends up finding out an embarrassing secret about the android's anatomy...

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    Bad summary is bad. I'm seriously ashamed of this guys. Holy shit... WORST DARE EVER. :C

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,891

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