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Luna is tired of people asking all sorts of questions when she's on her creature hunts, so she develops a spell that makes everything she does seem perfectly normal. Unfortunately, Harry gets caught in the spell. What's a man to do when he can do anything?
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Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.
Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of The Problem Universe
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Harry has a problem. He's hopelessly in love with his childhood best friend. Which doesn't sound like a problem, until you consider the fact he's a foot taller than her and doesn't want to hurt her.
After an announcement for an upcoming Leavers ball, Hermione gets sick of waiting for Harry to make a move and decides to stake her claim on him.
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Fleur promises Harry a wedding night he'll never forget. She neglects to mention that she won't be the only beautiful veela waiting in bed to celebrate it with him.
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Unresolved tensions come to the surface when Harry runs into Gabrielle at Bill and Fleur's Wedding.
It takes a war and a repeat wedding for them to resolve said tensions.
Gabrielle is Harry's age in this AU.
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Hermione talks to her mum about Harry, and has an idea to show him she's a dateable girl. Pretty much just the set-up for the rest of the story.
Not quite a one-shot, but unlikely to turn into a long form piece. Most likely just the summer after 2nd year, before 3rd year, maybe a little of the start of 3rd year. Partly inspired by the excellent 'The Benefits of Wizard Photography' by TheSmuttyMuse
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Harry is determined to figure out what Draco Malfoy is hiding.
So he decides to steal a vial of liquid luck.
Only, he steals the wrong vial and he and Hermione have to figure out what potion they've taken. -
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After she and Ron break up, Hermione moves into the house Luna shares with her best friend, Rolf Scamander, and finds herself getting more than comfortable with her new flatmates.
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Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: not for younger audiences.
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Fleur and Apolline are divorced, broke, and living with Gabrielle when Harry invites all three to his Riviera villa. Each sets out to seduce him. Soon Harry is carrying on three separate affairs under one roof, while every Delacour hides her nights with him and believes she is winning. None knows Daphne Greengrass has been his secret for months. Explicit 18 Harry/multi harem.
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Harry knows the Weasley brothers won't be able to repay the massive amounts of gold they 'borrowed' from his vault without his permission. But a carefree remark from Ron leads Harry to come up with a unique form of repayment the Weasley wives can offer. Fleur volunteers to start right away.
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Special Services in the Room of Requirement by Arctis_Shox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2023
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When Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts after the war, they learn that the adult students who hid in the Room of Requirement had a big secret amongst themselves. Under the immense stress of rebelling against the Death Eaters, they needed a way to blow off some steam. Now that the war is over, they have decided to continue their secret practices, and they've invited Harry and Hermione along for the ride.
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Intellectually, Harry Potter knew his mother was a sexual being with needs and desires of her own. Being a widow and celibate for over twenty years just wasn't realistic, that was why he'd urged her to start dating again, even if she never wanted to replace his father.
Knowing something and seeing it are two incredibly different things.
And seeing it will change his life forever.
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War Brought by Love by Arthurian_Legends_the_Bomb
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
16 Aug 2026
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After achieving Godhood with Annabeth, Percy thought he was ready for peace and happiness, but fate had other plans. His pure heart earned him the admiration of many women, from Goddesses to mortals alike. Now the father of the next godly generation, Percy must use his new powers to defend his new family from Gods out to get him and others seeking Olympus. Harem/Poly relationships.
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- Part 1 of Percy Jackson's Sexy Stories
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When Lisa Turpin stumbles (more like falls) into a secret room in Ravenclaw Tower, she discovers a world and a way of life very different from anything she has known before.
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Harry and Hermione are involved in a minor spat over the Half Blood Prince's textbook and Hermione gives Harry the silent treatment for a week. Lost and confused Harry is wandering the halls near curfew when he finds himself at the Library, entering he finds Hermione in quite a provocative position what ever shall he do?
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Watching Harry take Umbridge’s bait again and again since the start of the year, and thus making things worse for himself, has been driving Hermione mad. When a perverted spell experiment Lavender and Parvati inadvertently gave her the idea for teaches her something about Harry she never knew, she comes up with a possible solution. Who would have thought that having a size queen for a dormmate might come in handy?
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Horny Demigods and Gods by Connorkenway00
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
22 Aug 2026
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Stories of camp half blood and the gods having sex. Deleted from fanfiction, resumed here.
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- Part 2 of PJO Smut
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Heroes of Olympus: Sex Stories by palikateno
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Demigod Diaries - Rick Riordan
17 Sep 2023
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How do horny demigods spend their time between and during quests? (smut)
Requests and Pairings are open!
Currently on The Mark of Athena
Crossposted on fanfiction.net
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Lessons in Love by BagofDepravity
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
06 Oct 2024
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After saving the world a second time, Percy faces a fresh challenge more terrifying than any he's faced before: losing his virginity. He wants to give Annabeth the best first time ever, but how can he, when he's got no experience either? Luckily, the Aphrodite Cabin is here to save the day. "You want to learn how to have sex? We can teach you." Let the lessons begin!