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    Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back?

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    It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place.

    He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.

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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    06 Feb 2024

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    6,000-odd years is a long time to evolve a romantic relationship, but as a near-immortal being, Crowley had patience. True, they had lost momentum right around reaching the Speaking Looks and Meaningful Gestures stage, but at the time Crowley had been more or less content to let things idle.

    Now, he was determined to shift things back into gear, and that gear was Explicitly Romantic Physical Expressions of Affection.

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    17 Jan 2024

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    This fic is excellent
    I nearly lost it and had to go trawling back through the gomens tag
    Disaster averted though
    This excellent fic is back in my hands

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    Taako texts a wrong number. Kravitz responds. Everyone else is confused, but they're going with it.

    (6:32) so we have moved from strangling to murder
    (6:39) This is… still the wrong number.
    (6:41) i know i’m crowdsourcing ideas. quick, best way to hide an extremely tiny body?

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    02 Jan 2024

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    I’m actually insane about this fic

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    Famous musician Kravitz hasn't put out an album for a hot minute, so his agent decides to push him into a big publicity gambit he's not entirely sure about: pretending to be engaged to beloved but infamous celebrity chef Taako. Taako couldn't be more excited. It'll be a lot of fun to pretend to be in love, and surely nothing could possibly happen between the proposal and the wedding that might challenge them.

    You know, like falling in love for real.

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    08 May 2023