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I Heard That Clan's All Trouble by Tawabids
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 May 2013
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The curse of Thror took everything from Thorin; his home, his people's love, and finally his family and his sword arm. Then an old wizard in a pub brings him a key and the first good news he has heard in a long time - his nephews are alive and well in the Shire, the most unlikeliest of places.
Bilba Baggins had been quite happy living quietly on her own, but Bag End has not been quiet ever since two orphaned dwarves snuck into her life and made themselves at home. However, she will be damned if she lets a one-armed dwarf prince storm in and take them away after all these years.
She'll follow her boys to the ends of Middle Earth if she has to. And maybe, if he proves himself, she might even stand beside their king.
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23 Feb 2026
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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22 Feb 2026
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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21 Feb 2026
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Bilbo Baggins has no interest in paying tribute to the great King Under the Mountain but as the descendent of the Old Took the Shire deemed her the only suitable representative. Overwhelmed by Erebor and underwhelmed by its court, it is the famed Arkenstone that gets her in trouble. Bilbo is woefully unprepared for its seduction of the unwary and now she is trapped in a battle of wits for her very life with the King Under the Mountain and the impossible tasks he has set.
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18 Feb 2026
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Almost Respectable by crashlandthetardis (artificertary)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Dec 2014
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Billa Baggins was perfectly respectable. She may have adventured as a child, but she certainly has no plans to do so when she is an adult. That plan went out the window when a company of dwarves showed up at her hobbit hole, lead by the rightful king under the mountain. In the time that follows, Billa will tell herself that she ran out that door because she believed in the quest. And she did, it just helped that Thorin Oakenshield happened to be rather attractive. Billa wasnt about to admit that to herself though.
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- Part 1 of A Question of Respectability
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14 Feb 2026