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    "I'll put some lotion on your back now. It's going to be cold."

    And it was, but not so much that could justify the way Steve flinched under that touch.
    If Munson noticed, he didn't point it out, focusing on working the moisturizer on his skin with something that resembled a massage.
    Steve was so glad for that position now, because it would be impossible for him to hide the redness on his cheeks. Also, he didn't actually know how his body would react if he could see Eddie massaging him with his gloved hands.
    Unfortunately, Steve had stared long enough at those black fingers to imagine them vividly as they moved on his skin, each one coated with something slimy.
    It was too much. Steve couldn't help the soft gasp he let out.

    What the fuck was wrong with him? Why was he getting turned on?

    "Steve... is everything alright?"

    Oh god, he was Steve now. No more Harrington

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    23 Feb 2023

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    The PizzaPlex has been running--and the Management needs a new operator for one of their salvaged animatronics.

    You are just trying to live independently, so of course, you'll take the job.

    You have no idea what you're in for. Granted, you never really know what you're in for, but this can't be much different than working with regular human people... right?

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    04 Jan 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    “If we take the sane way through the cloud, three days.” Phil was already flicking switches, sending the hardcoded alarm to warn everyone to buckle in, pulling up crew vitals to transfer to Techno’s console. “That’s assumin’ the armada doesn’t catch up to us first, of course.”

    “And if we take the insane way?”

    His oldest friend grinned, sharp and feral, the feathers on his wings mantling as his eyes went gleaming bright. “Two hours, assumin’ I don’t hit anything and kill us all.”

    Techno stared at him, then grinned back. “No honor before glory. Punch it.”

    After Hypixel falls to the Republic at the end of a brutal and bloody civil war, Admiral Technoblade turns to piracy rather than bow to the bloody boot of the empire that's been fighting to seize all its old, independent planetary systems. It's a good life, but for one little thorn in his side: Dream, a man who erupted from nowhere to steal the most sought-after prototype ship out from under him. A man who shows up without a word to try and rescue him when a Republic trap shuts around them both.

    Naturally, they have to get married about it.

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    20 Oct 2022

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    The first time George Vincent meets Dream, the latter is passed out on the grass outside a college apartment in nothing but his boxers, the beer can in his hand leaking into the dirt.

    Charming.

    In which George is the captain of the cheer team, Dream is an up and coming football star, and George spends a great deal of time avoiding said up and coming football star like the plague.

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    27 Aug 2022

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    Clay Revaz. Depravity given skin, all manipulative charm and wicked smiles, George’s self-proclaimed rival, George’s waking nightmare, what George knew best. Their biting exchanges curdled his blood, alit fires within him that blazed through his mind and scorched his soul. He knew Clay’s damned haughtiness, he knew Clay was convinced he was God’s gift to the fucking world, oh, George knew him inside out.


    or academic rivals to lovers w a side dish of dnf being hackers (??) yay !! (not a one shot)

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    11 Aug 2022