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    Danny has been defending Amity Park for nearly three years, people still fear him no matter how much he saves them. It hurts to know that nothing he ever does will make them see him as anything more than a monster. Then, he ripped open a portal and fell through, into a world where he wasn't seen as a monster, where he was considered a hero.

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    28 Jan 2025

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    Divine

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    “Make it hurt, then. Kiss me like you want to kill me.”

    “I can do that.”

    Two broken stars in a decaying orbit, passing closer and closer together until the inevitable, devastating collision.

    Or, Tav is fucked up and down bad for Astarion, who doesn't quite see the appeal (but he's getting there). Sexual frustration, sloppy handjobs, a heavy dose of masochism, and way too many failed Insight checks ahead. Tav falls first, Astarion falls harder (eventually).

    Or, a tragic-but-hopeful romance told through a series of incredibly ill-advised sexual encounters.

    If you want to read a story where Astarion is sweet from the start and Tav is here to fix him, this isn't the one. If you want to read about two terribly broken men spending a good long while making each other worse before they make each other better, this might be for you. If you thought the in-game romance was a little too easy and it should have been ten times more painful and difficult to convince Astarion he's worthy of love, this is definitely for you.

    Set during the canonical events of Baldur's Gate 3.

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    13 Oct 2023

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    Begging screaming crying this is so wonderful I might die

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Oh, don’t keep us in suspense.”

    Astarion stops on the other side of the plinth and stares at Tav—or maybe at the mace, Tav can’t tell. But he sees familiar hunger in those red eyes: the same hunger he saw when Astarion asked him for that necromantic grimoire.

    “Take it and see what happens. I’m dying to find out.”

    That’s more than good enough for Tav.

    A careless mistake in the githyanki creche has Tav staring certain death in the face. It comes as somewhat of a relief. Late Act 1. Astarion x m!Tav.

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    13 Oct 2023

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    Golden yes yesysbnajajaajjd9a Its so Good I cry

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    You and your party just emerged from a long and grueling fight. Finally back at camp, you realize that a certain someone is positively starved..

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    set at the very beginning of Act 2 in the Shadowlands (minor spoilers ahead)

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    09 Oct 2023

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    Wonderful stuff

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    https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/707275787181621248/lol-danny-as-phantom-trying-to-summon-jazz-as-a

    Based on this prompt

    Danny tries to summon Jazz as a prank but gets random people. Then Vlad attacks and who better to call for help than his BAMF mom?

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    04 Sep 2023

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    Heheheheheheheheh yes good stuff