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Gilbert Beilschmidt: A Mystery by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
13 May 2026
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Gilbert was never really good at telling people how he felt, nor was he good at expressing himself beyond his egotistical persona. In other words, it was rare for people to actually, truly know what he was thinking. He's an intriguing person, indeed. It's hard to understand this sort of being—one that has lived for centuries, involved in conflicts and the likes. Can such a "person" even be understood?
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A series of primary and secondary sources all revolving around a certain individual. I update every Wednesday/Thursday depending on your time zone. I know it LOOKS long, but it's easy to read this fic in increments, and the chapters are usually relatively short.
There are: interview chapters (characters answer a question), hidden documents (often written by humans about their nations), Cleaning Mr. Prussia chapters (self-explanatory), articles (informational), podcast segments (two people talk about countries), diary entries (from Prussia), chapters where we explore Prussia's rooms, a photo album chapter (photo descriptions), and a blog chapter (but it's not really a blog) so far.
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Time Eats All (These Children In The End) by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
08 May 2026
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"I can't be what you think of me." But the words don't reach Alfred's ears.
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A very unhealthy take on Prussia and America's relationship.
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"Hands Off, British Boy!" by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans
01 May 2026
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Once again, Britain felt that looming sensation tickle the back of his neck. Britain's gut told him that the feeling was coming from behind Prussia, a little ways away. This was his chance to figure out what was going on! He craned his neck the slightest, looking just past Prussia .. only to find a very pissed-off Russian.
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Britain is very confused at the turn of events and starts questioning his taste in allies.
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- Part 1 of Questionably Healthy Relationships
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KT + TK — The Medieval Disney Princesses by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
17 Apr 2026
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There was a small commotion amongst the two allied Knights orders today. Apparently, a large collection of animals had been spotted in a nearby town. But that's not the interesting part; no, not at all. The interesting part is the fact that the two representations of said knight orders are, in fact, the culprits of this animal fiasco. Who would've thought?
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Excerpts from a tired babysitter who is fed up.
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I turn the Knights Templar and the Teutonic Knights into Disney princesses who naturally attract animals around them, because I thought it would be funny.
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- Part 1 of Fables and Fairytales
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"Dankeschön, Dummkopf" by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans
26 Mar 2026
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Fritz was always aware that the Russian personification had a thing for his country, much like how Peter III also had a thing for Prussia. He just .. didn't think it was this bad. Perhaps he should teach Prussia a little thing called "pushing people away."
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Prussia thanks the Russian Empire for saving him during the Seven Years' War, and Frederick the Great watches, concerned.
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My interpretation of the Second Miracle of the House of Brandenburg, and the subsequent Treaty of St. Petersburg (1762). I don't know why I wrote this, but I got the motivation and had the energy, so .. might as well, haha.
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- Part 3 of Questionably Healthy Relationships
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Questionably Healthy Relationships by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandom CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
01 May 2026
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