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  1. Gilbert Beilschmidt: A Mystery by

    Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

    13 May 2026

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    Gilbert was never really good at telling people how he felt, nor was he good at expressing himself beyond his egotistical persona. In other words, it was rare for people to actually, truly know what he was thinking. He's an intriguing person, indeed. It's hard to understand this sort of being—one that has lived for centuries, involved in conflicts and the likes. Can such a "person" even be understood?

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    A series of primary and secondary sources all revolving around a certain individual. I update every Wednesday/Thursday depending on your time zone. I know it LOOKS long, but it's easy to read this fic in increments, and the chapters are usually relatively short.

     

    There are: interview chapters (characters answer a question), hidden documents (often written by humans about their nations), Cleaning Mr. Prussia chapters (self-explanatory), articles (informational), podcast segments (two people talk about countries), diary entries (from Prussia), chapters where we explore Prussia's rooms, a photo album chapter (photo descriptions), and a blog chapter (but it's not really a blog) so far.

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    English
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    57,855
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    296
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    15
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  2. Time Eats All (These Children In The End) by

    Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

    08 May 2026

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    "I can't be what you think of me." But the words don't reach Alfred's ears.

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    A very unhealthy take on Prussia and America's relationship.

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    1/1
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  3. "Hands Off, British Boy!" by

    Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans  

    01 May 2026

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    Once again, Britain felt that looming sensation tickle the back of his neck. Britain's gut told him that the feeling was coming from behind Prussia, a little ways away. This was his chance to figure out what was going on! He craned his neck the slightest, looking just past Prussia .. only to find a very pissed-off Russian.

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    Britain is very confused at the turn of events and starts questioning his taste in allies.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    21
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    1
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  4. KT + TK — The Medieval Disney Princesses by

    Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

    17 Apr 2026

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    There was a small commotion amongst the two allied Knights orders today. Apparently, a large collection of animals had been spotted in a nearby town. But that's not the interesting part; no, not at all. The interesting part is the fact that the two representations of said knight orders are, in fact, the culprits of this animal fiasco. Who would've thought?

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    Excerpts from a tired babysitter who is fed up.

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    I turn the Knights Templar and the Teutonic Knights into Disney princesses who naturally attract animals around them, because I thought it would be funny.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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  5. "Dankeschön, Dummkopf" by

    Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans  

    26 Mar 2026

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    Fritz was always aware that the Russian personification had a thing for his country, much like how Peter III also had a thing for Prussia. He just .. didn't think it was this bad. Perhaps he should teach Prussia a little thing called "pushing people away."

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    Prussia thanks the Russian Empire for saving him during the Seven Years' War, and Frederick the Great watches, concerned.

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    My interpretation of the Second Miracle of the House of Brandenburg, and the subsequent Treaty of St. Petersburg (1762). I don't know why I wrote this, but I got the motivation and had the energy, so .. might as well, haha.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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  6. "Look at me! Look at me!" by

    Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans  

    19 Mar 2026

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    France quirked her eyebrow. She tilted her head, squinted, and paused. Was there .. something going on? Prussia himself didn't seem to be acting different, but ..

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    Prussia and the Russian Empire were being weird again. They were always weird, yes, but today especially. Enough to garner the attention of the other countries, at least.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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  7. Angele Dei Ruber Est by

    Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

    14 Aug 2025

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    Purification - the most important job that few could do well. All demons were once angels, before corruption tainted their souls red. It took great faith and cooperation to properly purify a demon, so it was rare for people to do it more than once in a lifetime- with the exception of Theo, of course.

    Theo was supposed to be the genius prodigy that could purify a demon in mere minutes- so why was this particular one taking so long?! Maybe it was the way the demon shamelessly flirted with him mid-purification? Maybe it was the fact that he didn't mind it?

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    Gilbert the demon makes a memorable first impression.

    "Demon" Gilbert x Human Theo (Gilbert is the Teutonic Knights and Theo is the Knights Templar)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    11
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  8. Nothing Compares (To A Love Like Yours) by

    Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans  

    01 Jun 2025

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    Germany is manipulating Italy. He had to do it, to get him on his side, and it seems to be working just fine. As long as Italy didn't find out about THAT, he would definitely stay on Germany's side, right? Italy knows he's being manipulated. Yes, shocking. He kind of wants to just leave but .. why can't he do it? Maybe because of how his face flushes at the mere thought of him, or how he can't help but smile when the German is around?

     

    PREVIOUSLY TITLED "All Is Fair In Love And War, Especially the Latter"

    Trigger warning for slight violence, manipulation and slight miscommunication

    Manipulation and toxic relationship may be inaccurate. Pretty historically inaccurate in some places (I'll point them out in the notes) but I tried to make it as accurate in other places as possible.

    READ THE WARNINGS (I'll put some warnings in the notes of the chapters)

    **Please note that the chapters are written in the characters' perspectives, so they may say things that you or I don't agree with because that's what they believe/perceive it as.**

    Language:
    English
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    13,150
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
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  9. An Angel or a Demon? by

    Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans  

    25 May 2025

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    @#$%^, or Sasha, is a being in charge of guiding the dead to the afterlife. For this millennium, she's been assigned "people who have died due to war." Oh boy ..

    All other languages are translated with google translate because I'm not multilingual and most information is just from Google.

    I do not support the N@zis, their beliefs, or any of that sort; this piece of writing is for entertainment purposes only.

    Updates will be sporadic.

    Language:
    English
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    29,489
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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  10. Ich Liebe Dich by

    Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga), German Mythology, Indigenous Inuit Religion & Lore  

    19 May 2025

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    The first time they met was when Matthew decided to fish in a slightly different spot. Gilbert had immediately hid behind a rock, wary. Matthew had heard enough stories to know how reasonable it was to be scared.

    The second time they met was when Gilbert decided that it was safe to go out and talk to the birds. Obviously, his instincts needed sharpening because a human came rowing in. But instead of running away again, he watched, hoping curiosity wouldn't kill the cat this time.

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    Matthew intrigues Gilbert, the mythological beast, and chaos ensues because they don't speak the same language. Mentions of Canada's history and Inuit culture/mythology, because I'm a nerd who needs an excuse to research things. May not be super accurate though.

    (Inuit Matthew x Selkie-Siren Gilbert)

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    English
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    3,440
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    157

  11. Nothing Gold Can Stay by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    07 Jul 2024

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    Explore Dazai's life using the poem 'Nothing Gold Can Stay' by Robert Frost, except Dazai dies.

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    English
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    1/1
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    5
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  12. Where the Sun Cannot Reach by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    22 Jun 2024

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    Percy and Annabeth are trapped in Tartarus. They didn't know what they expected, but another demigod certainly wasn't it. Penelope has been stuck in Tartarus for gods know how long, somehow surviving with just a backpack slung over her shoulder. They all team up and try to make it out alive .. oh, and Bob's with them.

    I tried to replicate Riordan's style of writing, I really did. Please comment any suggestions if you want.

    Warning: Irregular update schedule
    Status: Incomplete
    All characters (not including my OC) belong to Rick Riordan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,881
    Chapters:
    4/?
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