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    When the Ministry passes the Marriage Act, Hermione Granger expects to be matched to her soulmate after years of disappointing dating with Ronald Weasley and intimidated men trying to get closer to the chosen one. Instead, she finds herself matched with Draco Malfoy, jobless and living in his probation program.

    Draco Malfoy is just trying to get back on his feet and keep his head above water. Between visiting his father in Azkaban and trying to endure his community service in the world’s most dreadful charity shop, he didn’t count on a new bride who despises him.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Hermione Granger is not supposed to be sharing a bed with Draco Malfoy, and Draco Malfoy is certainly not supposed to be cutting doors into Hogwarts walls. The truth of the matter is, that in eighth year: insomnia rules. They only need each other to get to sleep but when one sleepless night becomes an arrangement neither of them can explain, how long can it possibly last?

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    17 Apr 2026

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    A pining Draco Malfoy (reluctantly) agrees to feed Crookshanks while Hermione Granger is out of town. While he’s at her house, he finds something under her bed. Something he shouldn’t have found, and DEFINITELY something he shouldn’t have touched.

    Because once he does, everything begins to unravel. And there’s no going back.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    ***PLEASE NOTE: I AM REWRITING THIS AT THE MOMENT AND WILL BE REPLACING THE EXISTING CHAPTERS WITH THE EDITED VERSIONS ROUGHLY END OF APRIL/START OF MAY 2026. AS IT STANDS, I HAVE ALREADY ADDED A LARGE CHUNK TO THE STORY SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE THIS VERSION OF IT, AS IT IS MORE BITE-SIZED THEN I SUGGEST YOU DOWNLOAD IT BEFORE THEN AS THIS VERSION OF IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST.***

    Of all the things Draco had expected to bear witness to that evening at his best friend's bachelor party, watching war heroine, Hermione Granger bounce a witches face off a table had not been one of them.
    Then again, the event's following weren't exactly things Draco planned for either.

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    The story in which Draco and Hermione wake up married after a drunken night out

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    11 Apr 2026