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11k words of straight smut holy good god
I'm a firm bottom Joel believer, Etho's a loser but he sure as hell tops Joel and Bdubs is just Bdubs
Joel kills horses -> Bdubs mad -> gay stuffSeries
- Part 3 of Hermitcraft/lifeseries stuff
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10 May 2026
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It’s Etho who approaches Gem about it, initially. Drops down from her ceiling while she’s sorting through her storage in that way he does, then just stands there until she initiates conversation, even though he clearly has some sort of reason to be here. She thinks about calling his bluff and waiting for him to start talking first, but she eventually takes pity on him. Honestly, it’s pathetic. Endearing, yes, but seriously pathetic.
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- Part 9 of RTDH’s smut
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- English
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- 2,325
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10 May 2026
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Another Side by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Secret Life SMP - Fandom
01 Nov 2023
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After a few too many beers, Bdubs, who is delighted to be forging a friendship with Joel, talks a bit too freely about Etho's personal life, sending Joel into a spiral of Being Totally Normal About Etho. As Bdubs tries to comfort him, he comes up with a novel solution to get Joel and Etho past a Significant Misunderstanding - and finds himself way more involved than he expected.
Cleo might not approve, but they're asleep. He's doing the best he can.
Set after Secret Life session 2.
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- Part 5 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 12 of ~Canon Traffic Life
- Part 1 of Secret Life Weekly Fics
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- English
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- 13,290
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- 3/3
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10 May 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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15 Jan 2026
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What our Words Can't Say by Nubrain
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Dec 2025
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Jimmy is a wanderer trying to find his place to belong. Used to taking care of himself and not being able to count on others he decides to spend the night in a village that he felt was off. Turns out the villagers figured they could use the wander to solve their monster problem.
Tango is a fire spirit traveling the world and filling his days with distractions so he doesn't have to think about how lonely he is. He has friends and family he can visit with but longs for a companion that can accept both sides of his nature. His dating attempts had always ended in heartbreak however so for now he had sworn off even trying.
When the two of them meet sparks fly but the challenge is that Tango can understand and somewhat write Jimmy's language but can't speak it. Jimmy can't understand Tango's language at all.
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08 Jan 2026