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  1. Rec 66

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    "Uh… hey kid?" he speaks, not exactly as threatened as the boy was towards him.

    The words alone seem to snap the boy out of his fear. Suddenly looking curious, he lowers his sword and tilts his head.

    "Who are you? Are you another ghost?" he asks.

    "I'm, um… Just some guy. Sorry about breaking into your house though."

    "Woah."

    Disarmed, the boy puts his sword back into the chest, eyes brightening up as he took another look over Z's appearance. He hops towards him, cheerfully extending his hand towards Z.

    "It's okay, my name is Micha! I'm sorry for pointing a sword at you too. I thought you were a skeleton." Micha giggles, the previous fright on his expression having been washed away.

     

    In which Z finds a very peculiar boy haunting his dreams.

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    20 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    "Okay shithead, you just expect me to abandon my friend to an eldritch abomination?" Z snaps back. He's still in the water, folding his arms across the pool's ledge.

    "…We're friends?"

    "Oh fuck off, man. This is the last time I'll try to save you."

    Instead of another insulting reply Z expects, Regect just… stands still. It's hard for Z to read him, especially because he doesn't really have a face to emote with, but he seemed almost confused.

    "Wait, no actually?"

     

    In which Z debates the nature of his relationship with Regect while trying to escape a liminal space full of pools over and over again. Featuring a friendly school of fish and their sick ass city.

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  3. Rec 24

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    What was freedom - a blessing, or a curse? If we are but metal and code, how shall we believe ourselves equal to flesh and bone?

    The world is quiet, stationary. For Andre, the being born to run, he remains restless amidst the waiting silence. Though the pause is peaceful, his thoughts begin to consume him in his moments of weakness.

    I hope I am human enough.

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    A 'what-if' scenario, where both Andre and Assimilation escape their supposed creators, and learn to navigate through their newfound lives together. (ft. the Minecraft End Poem... lol)

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    EDIT: added bonus chapter for funsies

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    18 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 1

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    Aftermath of Kevin's encounter with Souler.

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  5. Rec 21

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    Dib Membrane dies. Often.
    But Daddy always brings him back—newer, better, quieter.

    Zim starts noticing. Gaz cares just enough to want him dead faster.

    And Professor Membrane just keeps tweaking the code. Calls it progress.

    It’s Daddy’s idea of parenting.

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    26 Nov 2025