9 Works by OdinSlumped

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    He couldn’t help but notice the intricate lines of a curling fern on their ring fingers. Mrs. Wilhelmina had a keen ear for things left unsaid and mentioned the ‘nice girl down at that new tattoo parlor’. It turned out that she’d given the two women matching wedding bands for their 50th anniversary at a significant discount.

    “You’re such a sweet boy, Jacob. You deserve some niceness in your life.”

    Mrs. Iris always meant well but was often heavy-handed when it came to meddling. And nosey.

    “I’m forty-four, ma’am.”

    “Still. You don’t have to be alone forever, dear.”

    “We’ll see.”

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    Soon enough, their followers were dropping like flies around them and the Resistance was gaining more traction within the county. Needless to say, he was fucking annoyed. Jacob really didn't see the point in keeping the Deputy alive when she'd been wreaking all sorts of havoc around the county for the better part of a month, but his siblings were so goddamn adamant about her breathing because "she needs to be taken into the fold, Jacob. We have to love her, Jacob" and he was just. 100% Not Having It™️.

     

    Or: How Esther and Jacob wound up fuckin' on the reg

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    "Esther. I need to see you."
    God, could he give it a rest already?

    "Eat shit and hair, Steven."
    She clipped the radio to her belt and climbed down the ladder.

    "I've already eaten your ass, so that's not too far off."

    Esther slipped down the rest of the rungs and fell flat on said ass.

     

    Or:

    That awkward moment when Esther's ex comes to Hope County to win her back, lmao

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    "Your brother has some interesting tastes and, let me tell ya, a nice ass mattress."
    She didn't have to wait long before Jacob's response.
    "You're one to talk."
    He sounded exasperated. She could practically hear John's fuming and clenched asshole in the background.
    "Give me back my home!"
    John was right pissed and he deserved every bit of it.

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    AKA, Esther took over Seed Ranch and found something fun in the basement and then shit gets a little wonky what with John's kidnapping and all.

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    He grit his teeth and pulled her into his space with a grumbled 'don't have time for this'.

    "You're too kind for your own good. Even to me. Someone's gotta look out for you and make sure you don't get yourself killed."

    The smile she gave him was enough to color the tips of his ears pink.
    Esther pulled him down to kiss him quick and dirty before padding over to the door and peering out into the red-lit hall.

    "Ready, handsome?"
    He swat her on the ass, "Keep up."

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    "None of your business, John."
    Esther idly played with his hair while she waited for the youngest's response.

    "Of course it's my business! You'll be joining the family, after all! Besides, Joseph says it's my turn for a little starlight."

    Before she could blink, Jacob snatched the radio out of her hands and growled into it.

    "Not now."

    A high whine floated over the airwaves but was cut short by Jacob shutting it off and tossing it out of view. She ignored the crash and shattered glass.

    Esther pulled his hair so he could meet her gaze.

    "J, what'd he mean about it being his turn to use the Xbox?"

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    Esther and Sharky were watching Shrek in his trailer when she hummed. “Hey Shark?” He grunted in response, half-listening as he watched Shrek chase Lord Farquaad’s mascot through a rope line.

    “Wanna fuck?” He was quiet for all of a minute before turning to gape at her. She was nonchalantly rolling a blunt, tongue darting out to lick at the paper.

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    Set after Moving Mountains (All To You), Jacob rejects Esther so she fucks off to the Henbane to hang out with Sharky.

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    “Why are you doing this?”

    She hummed and scratched lightly at his beard, mindful of his raw patches. “You deserve some gentleness, Wolfman.”

    “Do I?”

    Esther placed his hands on her hips and wrapped her arms around his neck, making him sway with her to the music.

    “Of course you do. Everyone does, but I think you haven’t had it in a long time and I’m fit to give it to you.”

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    "And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon the Great, the mother of harlots and abominations of the Earth."
    Joseph's voice was somehow neutral and disapproving at the same time.

    Esther sighed and picked up her radio, "Revelations 17 verse 5. Despite our differences of faith, I know the Bible, Joseph. The Whore of Babylon was a metaphor for the Roman Empire. Try again next time. Also, read a book, my guy."

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