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Tweek Tweak lives a quiet life in the town of South Park, as a business owner of the local coffeehouse. He finds out that Citizen 451091115, who is from a planet that is billions of light years away, is disguised as a person named Craig Tucker. This alien’s mission is to learn about ‘normal human behaviour’, while attempting to live seamlessly in their society. With Tweek’s help, Craig learns how to live as a human being, while making surprising discoveries and experiencing emotions he has never felt before.
Disclaimer: This story contains profanity, some triggering and explicit sexual content.
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17 Aug 2022
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There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.
Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.
So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?
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17 Mar 2021
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Simon Snow is the worst Chosen One who's ever been chosen.
Baz has been saying it for years, and that statement is made even more apparent by the fact that Simon hasn't even bothered to show up for eighth year. He may be a complete idiot, but that doesn't mean that Baz wanted him to disappear.
Faced with an uncertain future, a Visiting from his mother, and the worry of whether Simon may have been fatally injured over the summer, Baz isn't sure how he's going to pass eighth year. It's his last year at Watford, and he can't even enjoy it.
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or, the one where Simon was kidnapped at the beginning of eighth year instead of Baz.
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24 Feb 2021
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When bad boy Craig gets a tutor.
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22 Feb 2021
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tell me about despair, yours (and i will tell you mine) by EtuBrutus
Fandoms: Cemetery Boys - Aiden Thomas
13 Jul 2022
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And then Luca says, "So, are you and Julian are a thing now?"
It's so sudden that you almost choke. "What?"
"Like, you know, a couple."
or, yadriel saves the world again, and gets the shovel talk. (many, many times.)
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09 Feb 2021