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    “Hold still.”

    The instruction is quiet.

    Wei Wuxian almost laughs.

    He has not moved.

    Not once.

    But he inclines his head slightly anyway.

    “As Lan-jiangjun commands.”

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    Wei Wuxian is the ruthless commander under the control of the Duke of Yunmeng, Jiang Wanyin. Almost everyone knows what happens behind closed doors- that Jiang Wanyin has very efficient ways of the man- no, the beast- known as his dog.

    But when Wei Wuxian, after a particularly harsh night of punishment, finds himself stumbling into the honourable Lan-jiangjun's tent...

    ... everything changes.

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    “Don’t let him escape!”

    Spiritual energy surges forward in a wave.

    Wei Wuxian laughs.

    The sound rips itself from his chest, raw and sharp, edged with hysteria. It echoes off the cliffs, carrying unnaturally far. Several cultivators falter, their advance stuttering as they look up at him in alarm.

    “Escape?” he repeats, voice carrying easily over the chaos, “Oh, you little fools, I’m not going anywhere.”

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    It is the Siege of The Burial Mounds. Wei Wuxian is the only one left alive. Instead of sacrificing himself to destroy the Stygian Tiger Amulet, Wei Wuxian finds him absorbing all of the energy in the Burial Mounds in his grief, in his anger, in his rage.

    Once he returns to reality, he finds all of the cultivators who had participated in the siege kowtowing before him.

    Wei Wuxian is about to have a lot of fun.

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    The Patriarch had joked about putting him in a veil, but Lan Wangji refused outright, the only piece of autonomy he’d demanded for the whole thing. Being covered like that, trapped, would have made him panic. He might have let tears drip down his cheeks if he hadn’t had to worry about anyone seeing his face.

    As Lan Wangji bowed, he thought of his mother, and he almost wept anyway.


    In an effort to keep the Yiling Patriarch from destroying their own sects like he’d destroyed Wen Ruohan’s, the Great Sects band together an offer him an alliance in the form of a marriage.

    Who better to offer than the Second Jade of Lan?

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    The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.

    You genuinely cannot miss them.

    So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
    And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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    Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.

    (An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)

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    “Hey, ‘Pool, remember what you said when we first met?”

    “About how adorable you were in your Tobey Maguire movies?”

    “What? No, you never said that. Tobey Who?”

    “Ah, never mind, that was in the comics, I think it was Cable & Deadpool #24? Hmmm… Oh, wait, I remember, I was telling you about how you had the finest ass I’d ever—”

    “No,” Spider-Man cuts in, firmly. “No, Deadpool, it was like, after all that. After we fought together for the first time, remember what you said?” He motions with his hands as though he was trying to prompt the right response.

    “Oh! That you were so cute and awesome, you could get a free hit on the house— oh,” His white lenses widen with realization, then squint in confusion. “Wait, Spider-Man wants to call in a hit on someone?”

    ———

    As Parker luck would have it, it's awfully hard for Peter to die. He's tried everything he can think of: hanging, drowning, overdosing, gassing, cutting... He's been blessed with the powers of a spider and the immortality of a goddamn cockroach. In a final, desperate attempt to end his life, he asks Deadpool to put out a hit on a seemingly ordinary civilian: Peter Parker.

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