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Rose Tyler is still trying to make sense of this new, new Doctor. The one she ran away with-- all leather and sarcasm-- was always affectionate, but this new, pinstriped, giggling Doctor is downright handsy. It's enough to drive any woman spare, especially since she is still deeply in love with him. She'll go to this summer solstice festival to the god of bananas since he's so excited about it, and she'll wear the traditional dress, if you can call it a dress. Hopefully he won't be mad she used the bottle of fragrance oil she found in the wardrobe, the one with circular Gallifreyan writing.
The Doctor knows he is a weak man, especially when it comes to the pink and yellow human who owns both of his hearts, even if she doesn't know it. This new body, only one month old, is frustratingly uncontrollable when it comes to her. The TARDIS thinks it's hilarious. Why did he encourage her to wear that dress, but more importantly, where the hell did she find Estragilan Pleasure Oil - the highly illegal oil found only in the even more illegal, underground, Gallifreyan pleasure rooms? To top it off, now she's ovulating. How is he supposed to keep his hands to himself, when Rose Tyler smells absolutely breedable?
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18 Dec 2025
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"Just promise me you won't start dating women," Cece says dryly. "We break each other's hearts worse than any man ever could. What Spencer did was terrible, but still."
Jess laughs, high-pitched and nervous. Again, for no reason. "Of course not, Cece. I'm still straight as an arrow." She makes a little archery motion. "Ka-thwing!"
She did not mean to aim her pretend arrow across the room, directly at Nicole's chest.
// New Girl but all the guys are genderbent and queer. Nick/Jess.
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27 Oct 2025
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Blood, Water, and Other Bonds by Millennium_Fae, Minimalistless
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Nov 2024
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Alastor has never desired anything more than to put Lucifer Morningstar in his place.
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16 May 2024
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You are what you eat. Only, nobody’s actually told Alastor that.
(Alastor accidentally eats a lust demon, and suffers the effects. His choices: fuck or die mad about it, I guess?)
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10 Apr 2024
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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06 Apr 2024