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I Am Not Your Lapdog. by OniKid
Fandoms: mw2, Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty (Video Games)
30 Nov 2022
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After endless bullying from his team about how much of a suck up he is to Ghost, Soap decided it was time to rebel. (Which blows up in his face)
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The opposite of a weight. by DEV0TIONS for Codedisea, catcookies
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
11 May 2026
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It begins with a drawing — quick, unguarded, nothing Apollo expects to matter. Darcy keeps it anyway, folds it into her pocket, and suddenly they're tangled in something neither of them meant to start.
They keep ending up in the same places: a cemetery, a courtyard, a classroom where they're paired against their will. Each collision feels like coincidence until coincidence becomes a pattern and the pattern becomes harder to walk away from.
Darcy wants to disappear. Apollo wants to control everything. The drawing sits between them like a secret.Bookmarked by OniKid
14 May 2026
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There ain’t much to him, is what Jabber thinks when he first meets his new roommate in the August of his sophomore year. It’s some Japanese dude. The name went in one ear and clean out the other. He’s kinda pretty, actually he’s a lot pretty, but his serious bearing and general vibe are indicative of one of those guys who never did anything fun in high school and doesn’t plan to start now. A total square, in other words. Positively rec-tang-ular.
Pretty is nice though. Jabber likes his eyebrows and his two-tone hair, the big blue tassel earrings and big blue eyes, and he especially likes the stiff expression he gets when he goes, “Ay, mind if I smoke?”
Turns out, Jabber's new roommate situation holds a lot more potential than was initially apparent.
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- Part 2 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
- Part 1 of Toxicology
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31 Mar 2026
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“Then it’s personal,” says Zanka, in a low, musing voice. He swallows. Shrinks back a little. It looks unconscious, genuinely contrite. “Did I misunderstand somethin’? I thought this was all… mutual.”
“Huh?” says Jabber, scrolling through their interactions in his head. A lightbulb comes on. “Oh, wait, you think-” He starts laughing. “You think you hit me a lil’ too hard, so now I’m out for payback?”
Zanka blinks. He’s putting on a very brave face, but underneath it… “Is there somethin’ else I coulda done to piss you off like this?”
Jabber Wonger, twenty-late-year-old masochist galore, has himself an arrangement that satisfies his interests in all ways but one. Well, whatever else you can say about him, you can't say he isn't determined--especially when it comes to his personal life. But little does he know, he's in for a weird night.
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- Part 5 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
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15 Mar 2026
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It's been a few days since Zanka's second encounter with Jabber. The healing process has been a little different from the first time, and Zanka is finding it more and more difficult to keep Jabber off his mind. Something about the venom in his claws...
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Zanka's addicted to Jabber muahaha
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24 Feb 2026
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There was no playing nice with Jabber, there was only violence. The promise of it made his knees weak.
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Zanka has been tasked with keeping Jabber distracted. Things take a turn that he wasn’t expecting.- Language:
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09 Feb 2026