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    Harry and Draco are sent undercover as a married couple to investigate a dodgy Muggle love cult. Something evil is lurking in Glastonbury… but to get to it, the reluctant partners must be initiated first. And this is, after all, a love cult…

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    “Does Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus not ring any bells inside that thick, scarred skull of yours, Potter?”

    Harry recognised the Hogwarts motto, hangover-hazy brain grappling for a moment through the Latin. “But… I didn’t know you were a sodding dragon.

    Heavy double eyelids blinked incredulously at him. “And what part of my name being Draco Malfoy failed to give you that impression?”

    It felt as though a whole flock of Xenophilius Lovegood’s wrackspurts had flown in through his ears and were gleefully puréeing his brain.

    “But hang on. I wasn’t tickling you?”

    “Yeah, well, they were hardly going to make the school motto, ‘Never tug off a sleeping dragon’, were they?” Malfoy huffed – literally – hotly. “They’re expecting you to have enough brains to extrapolate. Look, do you have a problem with this, Potter?”

    Draco turns, unexpectedly, into a dragon, and Harry gets an impromptu hands-on lesson in taking care of magical creatures.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have returned to Hogwarts for their eighth year. Harry is depressed and struggling to cope with everything that happened during the war. But what happens when Draco Malfoy becomes the perfect distraction from the turmoil in Harry's mind?

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    10 Oct 2025

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    It was after the welcoming feast, and Harry was walking the halls for some fresh air away from everyone, until he noticed a Slytherin first-year being cornered by people in his year. Of course he helps the Slytherin, but little did he know, that would change his life. For the better or the worst, who knows?
    And things just got a bit more difficult when he was unexpectedly resorted into Slytherin. But, maybe, it was for the best.

    ⚠️ Not Discontinued! Still ongoing! ⚠️

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    14 Dec 2025

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    During one January dinner, Ron and Hermione realise Harry has gone missing. The whole of the castle goes on a manhunt for him when everyone realises he hasn't been in class all day, and has not been seen by the general population.

    Draco Malfoy, unwittingly searching through the dungeons for him, even though he wants to just drink his hot chocolate, and mind his own fucking business- thank you very much, Pans- stumbles onto Harry in the kitchens.

    As to what Harry is doing... now, that will shock Draco.

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