OnyxAlchemyst
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"HEY! Old man, you're going to catch a cold."
A kid with a cute frog umbrella glares without malice at the soaking Kakashi sat in front of the memorial stone.
"Go home."
"No way, I dont need a senior citizen's death on my conscience. Cookie? Cookies make me happy."
"What-No I dont-"
"Eat the cookie," the child insisted, forcing his umbrella into Kakashi's hand.And thus began the saga of Baymax... I mean Nagi, Kakashi's personal healthcare consultant.
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- Part 6 of ONyx's Self-Insert Army
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In light of recent events, like so many others I have decided to private/delete my works.
If you are unaware, an individual known as nyuuzyou has scraped fics that have an ID from 0 to about 63,200,000 on AO3, as well as several other sites (both fics and art).
This was for generative AI purposes.So in other words, chances are due to the data set half of anything generated will be absolutely heinous and gradually become omegaverse fanfiction or something (coley does things is a neat YouTube channel to get caught up as well as other sites).
Anyway, this is my contribution to any future scrapers trying to make a dataset, poorly written crack fics, in the hopes that fics like this are able to dilute the good fics until it’s unfettered insanity.
My fics will be readable if you have an account, though I may take a couple down/move them to tumblr.
They may steal my fics, but never my joy.
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Dying heroically just to do it all over again by The Onyx Alchemyst (OnyxAlchemyst)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
08 May 2025
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Wilhelmina (thank you very much for that one mum) was a somewhat disillusioned member of the 12th legion fulminata and is more than ready to say sono pazzi questi Romani and run when the plot strikes again. Unfortunately the fact that she only regained her memories of Blood of Olympus a day before the war began meant she had very few options.
So she chose the stupid one.She never said she wasn’t one of the crazy Romans as well.
(More tags will be added for chp2)
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- Part 11 of ONyx's Self-Insert Army
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Realistic SI (with a lifespan > the date of Kurama’s big fuss) by The Onyx Alchemyst (OnyxAlchemyst)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
27 Dec 2024
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My take on a reasonably realistic life if I were yoinked into the Narutoverse, which was mostly written in the Naruto ramen pop-up in London a few days ago.
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As a civilian, there are just some things you can't do. One of those is see your friends make it through the events of canon.
Aka: An isekaied individual takes team 7 to the secret 'prodigy' clubhouse they used with Itachi and Shisui, before everything went wrong.
They find the room untouched since they were last there, the night before the massacre, ten years before this takes place. And they remember.
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Lucithia Malfoy and the Magical World by OnyxAlchemyst
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter AU - Fandom, Lucithia Malfoy
09 Dec 2022
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- 481
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ONyx's Self-Insert Army by OnyxAlchemyst, The Onyx Alchemyst (OnyxAlchemyst)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter AU - Fandom, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Lucithia Malfoy, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Ancient World - Fandom, The Good Place (TV), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, The Past - Fandom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga)
11 Nov 2025
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A collection of semi self-inserts, and general chaos. Various fandoms. Mostly Naruto.
- Words:
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