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    After an argument over Star Wars fandom with a "gatekeeping, entitled monster" with the cryptic username of KyloRen, Rey finds herself stuck in a series of unavoidable video calls.

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    25 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Loved.

  2. Rec 8

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    Low music thrummed around the group, dimmed red lights illuminating everything in a glow of restrained debauchery as Galadriel's lips pursed together tightly, the hairs on the back of her neck prickling.

    If she'd actually bothered to read back in detail when the destination and dates had been announced, instead of just agreeing quickly thanks to being distracted by a heavy load of building regulation paperwork, she might have realised that their intended destination for the celebration was a strip club.

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    Work hard, play hard - Right? At least that's what Galadriel is trying on for size. The only thing is, it's not exactly a great fit. But when a charming exotic dancer plants himself rent free in her mind, she finds that trying her best to fight her undeniable attraction to him isn't exactly going the way she'd planned.

    Or: Alexa, play Pony by Ginuwine.

    Fic playlist link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/07ve9hhxSBa0ftw78ywApZ?si=Wexc03VySMWrOxj-TLyqkw&pi=HDaf97iSTouiK

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Just spectacular

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    Just delightful.

  4. Rec 21

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    The only thing standing between Hermione and a wildly overpriced resale Glastonbury ticket is seven hundred pounds and an increasing mountain of credit card debt.

    Fortunately for her, Ginny knows two men who pay £2,000 for just a few hours’ work.

    And the gig’s got plenty of safeguards: Hermione’s identity will be anonymised, her hard limits will be carefully catalogued and respected, and absolutely nothing will go live without her explicit consent.

    It’s all right there, plain as day in the contract.

    Really, she has nothing to worry about.

    Tom and Draco promise.

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    18 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It’s gonna be a banger.

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    “Need a little help there?”

    “Depends,” she says, not bothering to pick her head up off the floor when she turns to glare at him. Her breathing is strained. “Are you going to kill me?”

    It’s amazing how quickly his heart rate picks up with just a few words.


    Or: Hermione wants to die.

    Can Tom be blamed for offering a helping hand?

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    04 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Loved it.