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    Life had not been kind to Peter Parker. At least, he didn’t think so - and when he’s the one sitting at the edge of a bridge debating if he should jump, his opinion is the only one that matters. Just when he closes his eyes, ready to tip the last bit over, his phone buzzes.

    FourthWallBreaker REPLIED:
    "Been thr, tried tht. Turns out unaliving urself isnt as easy as the movies make it seem! >.< Tho as the resident wrong prsn to tell u y u shuld live, Id say tacos!"

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    Peter is ready to die. Today was the day he was going to do it. That is, until Deadpool comments on his post.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Now that he's nineteen years old, Peter Stark-Rogers is excited to finally leave home and start college, hoping for a taste of something normal even when he was the son of the original Captain America and Iron Man, and he was Spider-Man himself.

    Deadpool has been hired to watch him and get close to him under a disguise. But the closer Wade gets, the harder it becomes to tell where the mission ends and something far more dangerous and wonderful begins, too beautiful to ignore, too delicious to resist.

    Because Wade wasn’t hired to fall for Peter. And Peter was never supposed to find out about something that was behind the very story of his own life and behind something so much bigger than he could imagine. The type of story Steve and Tony wished they wouldn't ever have to face with their beloved family.

    But for all of them, love is going to be worth the fight.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…

    That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…

    Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    Spider-Man has three fundamental rules. Always get back up, never kill, and keep his identity a secret to protect the people he loves. Through blood, sweat, and tears, he's upheld these rules for years now, despite the suffering it forces him to endure.

    Despite this, though, he's still a person. One who isn't invulnerable, one who can't always save everyone, and one who can't always hide who he is. He's not perfect, no matter how hard he tries to be.

    So, when he accidentally kills Green Goblin, he's heartbroken. He doesn't know what to do with yet another life lost to his imperfection.

    Luckily, a certain Merc with the Mouth — that he's come to know as the closest friend he's ever had, despite said friend knowing nothing about him other than his hero persona — is there to help him.

    At least, until he's hired to kill Peter Parker: Spidey's cute photographer. Then, all bets are off.

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    He launched himself at Wade, wrapping both his arms and legs around his torso and subconsciously spider-sticking. He’d lost enough tonight. He didn’t want to lose Wade, too.

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    06 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    When a routine, non-lethal extraction contract brings Wade Wilson to a dilapidated warehouse in the middle of a brutal Montréal blizzard, he expects a quick payday and a box of Timbits. He doesn't expect to find New York's premier web-slinger curled into a freezing ball on the concrete floor. Caught in the crosshairs of a weaponized mutant drug and a rapidly dropping body temperature, a delirious Spider-Man has no choice but to rely on the world’s least qualified nurse: Deadpool himself.

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    05 Aug 2026