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    Some books have sex in them. Gale has books. Gale might have sex books. Karlach might actually start to enjoy her wank sessions again instead of them feeling like a great big disappointing slog.

    Now if she can only muster the courage to ask Gale for recommendations…

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    Gale reads smut to Karlach and things get a little out of hand.

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    66
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    The first thought in Richie’s mind when meets sees Syd in the walk-in is who is this chick, the second is why did Carmy hire new help when we literally have negative fucking money, the third is fuck, she’s gorgeous.
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    Richie, Sydney, and a kiss that sparks it all.

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    Drawings done in Procreate. Mostly sydrichie, all The Bear.

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    Having your first time be a three-way with your business partner and your dead brother’s best friend is probably a terrible idea.

    But since when has Carmy made good decisions?

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    2/3
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    192
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    26
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    2,675
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    “I could do it,” he says. “Go down on you. If you want.”
    He’s utterly nonchalant, like he’s offering to help run expo and not eat her actual pussy.

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    531
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    Sydney’s been missing from the party for some time now, and Richie’s starting to worry. He knows she’s probably outside somewhere, taking out the trash or getting fresh air or whatever, but four or five different songs have cycled through on Syd’s shitty Bluetooth speaker, and Richie wants to make sure she’s all right.

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    1/1
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    12
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    116
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    1,114
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    “I did call you here to seek your help,” T’Pol said, finally making eye contact.

    “Oh?” Trip took a sip of his tea.

    “I wish for us to engage in sexual relations,” T’Pol said, her voice perfectly placid.

    Trip choked on his tea.

    Early on in their mission in the Expanse, T'Pol confides in Trip: she's never had sex outside of her life-or-death mating cycle. Trip is more than happy to introduce her to mating for the sake of pleasure.

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    3,469
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    “‘Due to the moon’s status as a child-friendly colony, we are only accepting married couples with children at this time.’ I mean, you got a kid already, whattya need me for?”

    Mando gesticulated at the text on the datapad.

    Particularly, over the “married couples” part.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,633
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    The first time Steve saw Javi kiss a man, he was absolutely gobsmacked.

    Sure, he’d seen him kiss female informants before—and overheard him do far more when he was wearing a wire. Hell, the whole office knew he slept with hookers for information. But always women. At least, Steve assumed they were always women.

    But from the way Javi kissed this guy, it sure as hell didn’t seem like his first time doing it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    768
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    100
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    “Mayfeld,” A familiar voice rang out.

     

    No way. No kriffin’ way did Mando find his ass in this sleepy little town in the far reaches of the Outer Rim.

     

    (Of course he did. It’s Mando. The best bounty hunter in the damn galaxy. He shouldn’t be so surprised.)

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    Steve still has nightmares.

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    1/1
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    2
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    125
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    You may have heard the story of Bill and Ted, two California valley boys thrown into an excellent adventure through the circuits of time so they can pass their history report.

     

    This, unfortunately, is not that story.

     

    Ted Logan fails the history report... and becomes John Wick.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/12
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2,492
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    “This is radio callsign alpha-sierra-two, inquiring about job posting on shuttle station R-Twelve,” you said into your device. “Is the position still open?”

     

     

    You waited for a minute in dead silence before you heard the line crackle to life. “Hello, alpha-sierra-two,” a thick drawl replied. “Long as you can hold a pickaxe steady, the job’s as good as yours.”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    30
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    290
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    69
    Hits:
    3,535
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    “All in good time, darlin’,” Whiskey said before turning to kiss the inside of your knee. “Patience is a virtue an’ all.”

    “So is your dick."

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,089
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    “I’m sorry about this,” Pike said in a rush, bracketing himself around you, effectively pinning you to the nearby wall in between two paintings. “Just play along.”

    “Sorry for wha—”

    Then he kissed you.

    Marcus Pike kissed you.

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    3,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3,884
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    “You gotta be shitting me,” Steve said, staring at the bed in the hotel where he and Javi were meant to be staying the night.

    The bed.

    Singular.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    625
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4,258

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