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    “Greetings and salutations to you, Harrington!”

    And there he was. Just as in your face and over the top as ever.

    Only he looked… different. He looked like fucking Bon Jovi. Jeans so ripped they may as well just be shorts and a crop top and hair pulled back into a bun with loose bits falling around his face. In some weird way, the jeans almost seemed more revealing than shorts. They weren’t, of course, Steve couldn’t see the backs of Eddie’s legs or his left knee or either calf, but there was so much open ripping around his thighs that almost seemed more… teasing.

    “Holy shit, I can see your whole face.” Steve mumbled out, lips parted in genuine surprise, instantly reaching out to try to touch the bun at the crown of his head.

    Eddie batted him away.

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    Steve agrees to help Eddie paint his trailer, but isn't prepared for the bisexual crisis it sends him spiralling into.

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    05 Oct 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 90

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    Robin Hood created a chat
    Robin Hood added Stevie Nicks, Wheel-Her, Argy Bargy and Boner Byers
    Robin Hood renamed the chat [PEOPLE I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH]

    robin: HELLO
    you are all in my band class
    be friends with me (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

    Or: Robin makes a group chat, Eddie's a micro-celebrity, and everyone's attending the same college. Oh, and love is in the air (read: DMs).

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    02 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    Steve has a plan. He’s going to seduce Eddie, but like, in a subtle way. Like he’s not trying at all like it's effortless. Except he’s actually trying really hard.

    He wants to make Eddie want him so badly, he’ll have no choice but to do something about it.

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    30 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Steve Harrington is out in California visiting an uncle on his mother's behalf and it is boring. And he's being sad. And Robin's tired of it. So, when his cousin says he's going to be playing in a Battle of the Bands in town, he tags along, only to catch sight of one Eddie Munson and his band. And it's heart eyes at first insult. But, of course there's bad blood between Steve's cousin and Eddie and they leave on not great terms.

    Only for the world to rip open and for people to start changing into these crazy monsters with teeth.

    Now Steve's just trying to get home. Along the way, he picks up souvenirs from the creature's he's defeated, a couple of scars, and, oh yeah. One Eddie Munson, who's really hoping to find his uncle in all this mess. It's a small world after all....

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    11 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    i wrote these fics while playing bg3 for the first time! they helped me explore and experiment with marigold’s character before i started my big old terrifying fic. <3

    worth noting that the marigold here is not exactly the same as the marigold within the aforementioned big old terrifying fic. my bonus mom has described her as “early access marigold” which i think sums it up great.

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    29 Jul 2024

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    25 Jul 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 15

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    After an explosive falling out between Gale and his academic adviser, Mystra, Tav is left to pick up the pieces.

    Modern/College AU.

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    13 Jul 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 43

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    Rolan doesn't know anything about paladin oaths, but what he does know is that the paladin who arrives in the grove is fundamentally good, and it infuriates him. She has no right to get in anyone's business, no right to make him feel inferior for just wanting to keep himself and his siblings safe. Who cares if she's as beautiful, strong and humble as she is righteous? Who cares if he makes a complete ass of himself every time he talks to her? Who cares if her companions don't like him? Who cares if she pushes him to be a better man?

    And even if he did care, or think she was beautiful, or dream about her when he closed his eyes, what would someone so fundamentally good want with him anyway?

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    08 Jul 2024

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    Steve slowly came to consciousness and immediately knew something was wrong. Everything just felt off. Like the world had been tilted one degree to the left.

    He didn’t remember coming over to Eddie’s last night but clearly he must have.

    But Eddie wasn’t here. Eddie never woke up before him.

    What the fuck was going on? And why did his body feel... wrong?

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    Prompt #39 for the Steddie Summer Exchange '24: Body Swap

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    26 Jun 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 61

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    Faeth’s tent lies in ashes after their first night together. Gale wants to make it up to her.

    A continuation of “what should I do but tend”

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    07 Jun 2024

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    THAT ED MUNSON YEAH @eddievaninhaler
    okay real talk guys i’ve tuned into espn2 again

    THAT ED MUNSON YEAH @eddievaninhaler
    i was fully hoping i’d be able to catch my boy on something but

    THAT ED MUNSON YEAH @eddievaninhaler
    i just check the us swimming schedule and i don’t get to lay eyes on my beautiful husband steve harrington until june + the olympic trials

    THAT ED MUNSON YEAH @eddievaninhaler
    which, for the record: hatecrime

    THAT ED MUNSON YEAH @eddievaninhaler
    so instead i’ve got to content myself with (checks notes) usa cycling????????

    Or: Five times SNL comedian Eddie Munson was horned up on main for Olympic swimmer Steve Harrington, and the one time it was in private.

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    06 Jun 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 97

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    Gale and Elayne are trapped after a cave-in, waiting for the other members of their party to return and free them - unfortunately for the bard, they don't return in time to stop her from making a humiliating mistake.

    Although, in her defence, Elayne really did think she was dreaming.

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    29 May 2024

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    '"Just... Let me look after you. Please?"
    He doesn't say anything for a moment, so you look back up at him. His eyes flick back and forth between both of yours, as if searching for something, and finally he sighs.
    "Okay."'

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    09 May 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 14

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    Nate traces a finger down the page. “The spell requires three people in communication...”

    “Right…” Kat prompts when he trails off again.

    “Well, it’s not quite communication, the way I was translating it. It’s actually… ah…” Nate runs a hand through his hair, searching for words in a very un-Nate-like fashion. “Ah… communion.”

    Kat frowns. “Like the church thing?”

    “No… Not quite like the church—”

    Mason claps his hands together and cackles, burying his face against her shoulder before flopping back against the couch.

    “Are you—” He wipes his eye, dissolves into laughter again. “Are you saying that summoning a desire demon requires a threesome?”
    ____________

    Why yes, yes he is.

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    07 May 2024

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    '"You should come again tomorrow night!" Says Lia, "It's Rolan's turn to cook next, and I need an impartial third party to tell me who's better. I'm certain the boys made a deal behind my back to always pick each other."

    Cal grins, "I'll never tell."

    You don't try to contain your laugh.

    "Same time tomorrow, then?"'

    ~~~

    In the aftermath of the Battle for Baldur's Gate, you're feeling quite sorry for yourself. Luckily for you, there's a trio of tieflings nearby who are more than happy to cheer you up. Inspired by my fic "Earl Grey and Chai".

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    24 Feb 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 83

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    “One of these days, I will have you without interruption,” he swears in a low voice. “And on that day, Oak Father preserve me, you will not leave my arms until I’ve had my fill of you. And that, my love, is an oath I will swear on everything I hold dear.” Lilah’s pupils are blown wide, her gold-flecked blue eyes gone dangerously dark, and she smiles a truly wicked smile.
    “I will hold you to that oath, Archdruid,” she replies as she slips from his arms, and as quickly as he was on her, she is gone.

    Halsin finds himself drawn to the pretty, reckless, self-sacrificing bard who rescued him from the goblins' worg pens.

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    27 Jan 2024

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    Faeth is a monk far away from the temple she was born in. Frankly, the last couple weeks have been a stream of never-ending bullshit that’s had her scrambling from one near death experience to the next, collecting allies (friends, even) along the way.

    So sue her if it took a grand gesture to figure out that the wizard in her party is 1) super hot and 2) super into her.

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    27 Dec 2023

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    “And…” She held up a hand that quivered slightly. “I’m magic.”

    The implication struck him and he only barely managed to keep himself from falling on her, ready to devour her whole.

    “You… You don’t know what you’re offering.” Each word was a struggle to get out and his hand became a claw where it was pressed against his chest.

    “I know what I’m offering,” she insisted.

    “No, you don’t.” He grimaced as another wave hit him, his very bones aching.

    “I could devour you,” he warned, pleaded. If she reconsidered, took back her offering, took the choice from him, he wouldn’t have to worry. He couldn’t outright refuse, not with her there, so close, that crackling magic of hers and the heat of her body a waved carrot in front of a hungry maw. The words wouldn’t come. He was only so strong.

    She met his gaze, steady, direct. “So devour me.”

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    The fact that none of us thought of Sorcerer Tav offering themselves up to magic-starved Gale upsets me. What even are we doing as a fandom.

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    30 Nov 2023

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    When hunter-killer machines begin attacking the Memorial Grove, Aloy returns there to lend her aid. She arrives on the night of the blaze moon, a Tenakth ceremony that sweeps her up in it before she realizes it's happening. Suddenly suitors are seeking her out around every corner until she and Kotallo stumble into an...unorthodox solution.

    That might cause more problems than it solves.

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    01 Apr 2022

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    It starts with a sparring match. The ring of metal on metal, the pounding of her blood in her ears and sweat stinging her eyes, mud on her knees. It starts with the two of them, breathless and flushed, tucked away in a secluded corner of the Grove, wondering when a sparring match became something else.

    Or: Aloy experiences a sexual awakening, Kotallo offers therapeutic sparring, Erend earns his "World's Best Big Brother" badge, and Beta discovers an old-world musical tradition called "AC/DC".

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    Comments:
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    21 Mar 2022

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