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It was a small miracle that Eddie hadn’t shoved him out of bed when those words tumbled out of Steve’s mouth. Because they weren’t together. They weren’t even friends. They weren’t anything other than two people who kept winding up in bed together despite hating each other with everything they had.
Or, that’s how it looked, anyway.
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OR: Steve underestimates how easily Eddie can accommodate a request in the bedroom.
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Now that he’d dumped Billy, Eddie knew exactly how useless he was without a hot guy telling him what to do. But this so-called "life coach," this Coach Steve? He was definitely a hot guy who told people what to do– professionally, no less. Was Eddie really desperate enough to pay for the privilege?
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OR: Until recently, Eddie’s life had rigid structure in the form of his full-time, total power Dom, Billy. Post-breakup with no one left to impress, Eddie’s life is in total freefall. But a perfectly timed Facebook ad for life coach Steve gives him a zany idea: if he can hack his brain into self-improvement by using a surrogate Dom for his endless need for approval and external validation, what’s the harm? So long as Coach Steve never finds out, what’s the worst that could happen?
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“I didn’t really think it through when I said it, I just got so angry and all I could think was that I wanted them to know what it would be like for someone they love to be gay. It was probably a dumb plan, because the jury’s still out on if they love me,” he chuckled darkly. “Plus, the obvious.”
The clock ticked.
Robin raised her eyebrows and waited. “You’re… not gay?” She guessed with a frown.
Steve flashed her finger guns with a grin. “Bingo.”
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Or, Steve asks Eddie to pretend to date him to teach his parents a lesson. Eddie is devastated to find out they weren’t dating already.
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Hoarders Season 6, Ep. 2: Steve Harrington by Pentapoctopus
Fandoms: Stranger Things - Fandom
19 May 2024
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ON THIS EPISODE OF HOARDERS:
STEVE (interview): My name is Steve, and– well. I guess I have too much stuff.
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DUSTIN (interview): I don’t know when it got this bad.
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STEVE (interview): Don’t act like I’m the crazy one because I cared more about their stuff than they did. Don’t you think somebody should look after it all?
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MIKE (interview): My kids? In that house? Absolutely not.
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[HOARDERS SEASON 6 EP. 2, Aired September 17th, 2012]Series
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This description will contain spoilers for both parts of this series. DO NOT READ THIS if you would like to enjoy the work with the intended uncertainty about Steve's version of events.
Part 1 is the teleplay of an episode of the reality TV show Hoarders, featuring Steve Harrington, age 45. All we can see is what the audience sees, which is muddled by the party trying to keep the secrets of what really happened in Hawkins in the 80's, and the fact that nobody (even the party) believes that Steve is lucid, but (SPOILERS) Steve has correctly worked out that Eddie has been alive this whole time, secreted away somewhere by the government. This is tagged as Steve/Eddie because Steve never got over his feelings for Eddie, and they will eventually get together in part 2.
Will and El sacrificed themselves post-S4 to take down Vecna, and they are truly dead.
There is not really a happy ending to the first part, other than Steve successfully cleaning parts of his house.Part 2 is a more typically-formatted work that captures the events following the release of Steve's episode of Hoarders. SPOILERS: Eddie owns a television. There will be an eventual happy ending, and this work will be rated E.
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Eddie chokes and pulls away.
“You have to keep still.”
The man above him whimpers. It’s the first noise he’s made for a while, a sign of desperation that makes Eddie’s neck prickle. He loves this, loves driving someone so crazy they can’t control themselves.
He doesn’t really want him to stop. He wants him to feel like he can’t move. He’s not tied up with anything but words, but for some people, that’s enough. Eddie smirks as he swallows his leaking cock again.
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"Jesus," Eddie mutters, once the dust has settled. "You look like a vampire's wet dream."
Steve squints at him through the drip of blood.
"Just... Just get the first aid kit," he says.
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Eddie takes care of Steve post-fight with an off screen bad guy.
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Written for steddiesmuttyseptember Week Two: Tongue
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“I love you,” Eddie says firmly.
“Please stop saying that,” Steve begs.
A summer storm, Eddie back from beyond and outside Steve's house again, and this new thing between them that Steve's terrified to trust. -
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The problem was this—
Despite Steve's best efforts, after the dust had settled and Vecna was gone and Eddie was released from the hospital, the two of them had never really gotten along.
Dustin knew that, and he’d assured Steve that he would make it to the lake house well before Eddie to play buffer for their bi-annual get together.
That little shit had promised—on his mother!
Poor Claudia. She never stood a chance.
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Bite, bite, bite, bite, hip, hip, hip, hip, by Anonymous
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Aug 2025
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Steve knows he can never be with Eddie, no matter how often he fantasized about courting his roommate. Eddie, a beta, has sworn off dating alphas, after all.
And then Eddie shoves his fingers in Steve’s mouth one day, completely unprompted.
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