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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    27 Aug 2025

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    I originally began this fanfiction in 7th grade, when I first saw the Fellowship of the Ring. I was bullied about so many things in middle school and it made me feel weak and sad so often. I was in band and I didn't have many friends. I was tripped and teased. Then, my babysitter had me watch the film. And believe me when I say it changed my world. The bravery of the hobbits changed my life. So when I was teased I'd sit in my desk and write, creating myself in their world and helping them destroy the ring and save Middle Earth. I'm now 25 years old and have re written, edited, character developed and matured my story a bit.

    This is the tale of the other hobbit that went on this adventure. The tale of Magnolia Took, sister to Peregrine Took and dear friend to Sam, Frodo and Pippin. The story of one hobbit girl and her involvement in the greatest story ever told.

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    25 Jul 2022

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    When his friends (against his wishes) insist on “lending him a hand” in wooing one Bakugou Katsuki, Izuku decides to heed their advice—not because he actually expects something to come of it, but because he’s bored, horny, stressed, a general mess of a person, really, and his friends’ ideas are a source of much needed distraction and amusement. So, very significantly and with no expectations in heart, he decides to roll with the dice.

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    “Are you busy?”

    “I—yes. Leave. I was about to go to fucking sleep before your ass decided to—“

     “Is that—is that a Deku-pillow?”

    “What—fuck no, goddamnit, Deku!”

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    04 Sep 2021

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    Series of oneshots circling around Bakugou, Deku, All Might and the members of the #StopBakugouShitfits2k30 as they try to get through life without blowing up the city.

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    01 Sep 2021

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    Izuku is long-suffering Personal Assistant to #1 Pro Hero Dynamight.

    Dynamight can't keep a PA to save his career. They all quit crying after a few days weeks. Enter: Izuku—with enough money problems to brave the jaws of the cranky beast. Childhood friend turned glorified paid slave. Somehow it all works out.

    ‘Kill them with kindness’, his mom had told him once. If that were true, Bakugou Katsuki would be stone-cold dead by now.

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    22 Jul 2021