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    SIkuna would very much appreciate it if the world would stop throwing canon at him please and thank you.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    All Sukuna ever wanted was to learn the secrets of sorcery in peace. So then why exactly is he being dragged into all these ridiculous schemes? It’s all somehow Kenjaku’s fault? Sukuna almost wishes he was surprised.

    Now he will have to juggle playing catch up for five hundred years of lost time, trying to get back everything he had lost and having to babysit a bunch of brats on top of it all.

    In the back of his mind, he wonders why he feels the strange nostalgia of having heard of these events before… but on top of everything else? He hasn’t the time to dwell on such thoughts.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    C7

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    The Uchiha tend to be a superstitious lot, so it only makes sense for Fugaku to be wary of a child that's believed to be brought by a demon.

    (OR: Itachi has an asshole of a fraternal twin brother, and it's ultimately Sasuke's problem.)

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    10 Aug 2025

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    C14

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    Oxford Languages defines briar as “any of a number of prickly scrambling shrubs, especially the sweetbrier and other wild roses.”

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    Briar Theodore Evans was born the 30th of January, 1960 at 8:32 pm. A whole 6 minutes before Lily Jane Evans, who followed at precisely 8:38 pm. This wasn’t how it was supposed to happen. At least, it’s not how Briar remembered it happening when he read the books. Not that there was much he could remember about Harry Potter’s parents anymore. It had been years and they were such a small part. . .

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    Briar may’ve come preloaded with the memories of a 23 year old—who once held a close to encyclopedic knowledge of the Harry Potter Series—but that does little to actually help him become powerful enough to fight Voldemort. He’s only capable of so much while stuck with a child’s brain and forced to grow up in 1960s & 70s Cokeworth England. Not to mention his less than ideal socio-political positions in, not just one, but two new worlds.

    Struggling to gain enough power and knowledge to save Lily, Briar fights to reach his only life goal.

    If only other people would stop distracting him. . .

    (Now with a time skip in ch. 11)

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    23 Oct 2025

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    16 Jun 2025

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    C17